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He can't think of anything bizarre for me to say about him in this post,
so is declaring a national holiday today to think about it.

Hooray!
It's syzygyish Day!
Everybody take the day off and think bizarrely about Tallyman.

has been successfully sued, by Grunthos, after writing "Ode To A Small Lump Of Blue Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning".

Applied for a job on a Vogon construction crew ship but failed the poetry test, he is now employed supplying fish to a whale stranded in space.

Knew about the demolition plans located on Alpha Centauri, but mistakenly assumed the government would have known about it as well and would have filed some kind of appeal.

collects pens, and actually uses them.

Is a discerning connoisseur of duct tape, but is less fond of gaffer tape.

Is part of the construction crew building a planet made from pens.

met aurther dent shortly before they destroyed the planet earth for an entergalactic bypass which was never built (what a waste of demalition.)

Has been known to suggest potatoes as a solution for all of the world's problems.

Is a member of the carrot advocate society and proposes carrots are the solution to all of the world's problems and is in bitter disagreement with the potato lobby.

Gets his avatars from edibleavatars.com.

(I'm salivating looking at that baguette!! !)

Ate the baguette in my avatar so I had to get another new avatar. Hopefully this one is less digestible.

Saves fat men from themselves, one buttered baguette at a time.

Teaches hippos how to dance the pasa doble

Teaches hippy hippos the hip hop.