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Radish
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13 Jul 2022, 6:32 am

Sloth fitness coach.

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13 Jul 2022, 6:51 am

Window cleaner. Licks them, then wipes with his butt.

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13 Jul 2022, 6:59 am

Boris Johnson's official butt wiper.

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13 Jul 2022, 7:42 am

Boris Johnson's official food taster

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13 Jul 2022, 8:00 am

There's a good chance I will die of poisoning then! I promote you to Number 10's door knob polisher.

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13 Jul 2022, 8:03 am

Ex Baywatch cast member.

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13 Jul 2022, 8:14 am

Ex Baywatch TV viewer. (Kill me now)

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13 Jul 2022, 8:15 am

Well, I was going to say 'knob at number ten'....but didn't because it's mean!

Knob at number 10.

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13 Jul 2022, 8:17 am

Hey! Get your hands off my knob! It doesn't need polishing thank you very much! ... Brassware cleaner.

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13 Jul 2022, 8:25 am

Gollum's wet nurse.

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13 Jul 2022, 8:31 am

Slug farmer

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13 Jul 2022, 8:37 am

Dog's eye baker and dead horse maker

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13 Jul 2022, 8:44 am

(Gotta have dead horse on your dog's eye!)

Budgie smuggler model

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13 Jul 2022, 10:14 am

Lamppost in Narnia.

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13 Jul 2022, 10:39 am

The world's most renown expert on insects and is able to identify each species by the taste of its dung.

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13 Jul 2022, 11:00 am

Bogey picker

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