Where is my..... [Game]

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I think he's out Haggis hunting with the rest of the Scots. They are cunning little devils to catch. Did you know that they have legs shorter on one side than the other so they can keep upright while running around steep hill sides?

Where is my gun?

Where is my gun? hopefully locked up where no one will wind up being hurt..

Where is my dark side?

Hiding in the dark.

Where is a DVD movie worth watching?

Where is a DVD movie worth watching? In the broken DVD player.


Where is my cell phone?

It got locked in a cell overnight for being drunk and disorderly.

Where is my, what is it called, I've forgotten, where is that thing?

I must have it.... :O

Where is my Archos Multimedia?

It is at the bottom of the sea, unfortunately it short circuited due to all that salt water.

Where is that strange beeping sound coming from?

Where is that strange beeping sound coming from? From the microwave indicating you had forgotten to take something eat therfore, it's been intensely burned beyond eating..


Where is my book bag?

... er, it seems to be in the freezer with a bloody severed head in it.

Where have all my chocolates gone?

It melted by your (too) warm enthusiasm for it.

~

Where is my guts to ask this lovely young lady out?

Just needing a little encouragement... do it! The worse she can say in 'no' which leaves you in the same position as before asking her if you see what I mean. If you don't ask her you will regret it tomorrow.

Where is my enthusiasm to get on with my work?

Gave up long ago!

Where's a 'lovely young lady' for me to ask out!?

Where's a 'lovely young lady' for me to ask out!? Fairly soon my friend..

Where is my memory at this moment?

I think I just saw it floating up the chimney...

Where is my dog?

He went away on holiday. He was tired of working like a dog.

where are my glasses?

on the nose of an old gypsy

Where are my Meat Loaf CD's?