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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 94,386Location: United Kingdom
Where's Andy Pandy when you need him, eh?
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Didn't he move in with postman Pat?
Isn't Postman Pat on strike right now?
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Why are you all still breathing?
How do you know we are?
Is it hard to breathe when Where_am_I has her hands around your throat?
Are you speaking literally or figuratively? Which part of a radish represents the throat?
Is it this part? *Squeezes*
Radish "breathe" through our leaves, we don't have a throat. Have you got a throat?
What will you do with that information?
delvian Veteran
Joined: 16 Aug 2022Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 646Location: Scotland
Will you tell Miriam Margolyes about him? Doesn't she like to munch on radishes?
Goodness me, is she still knocking about?
Who's that? Never heard of her.
Where've you been for the last half century, except for La Belle Normandie, (cela va de soi!)?
Ah yes, Googled her name, the actress with an interest in those little screaming plants?
How did you all manage to escape from my basement?