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13 Jul 2022, 2:53 pm

Spider whisperer


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13 Jul 2022, 3:37 pm

The little voice in Where_am_I's head that tells her to maim and kill people (and radishes).


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13 Jul 2022, 7:12 pm

Butterfly wrestler



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14 Jul 2022, 1:06 am

Assassin.


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14 Jul 2022, 3:11 am

Trauma therapist for crash test dummies



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14 Jul 2022, 3:35 am

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14 Jul 2022, 6:05 am

Toenail sharpener



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14 Jul 2022, 6:50 am

I was about to say "Toenail polisher" then remembered there is actually such a profession! Enjoy.


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14 Jul 2022, 7:10 am

Ex Big Brother housemate.


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14 Jul 2022, 7:24 am

Counsellor for Big Brother ex-housemates :P


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14 Jul 2022, 8:29 am

Professional synchronised ice-cream eater



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14 Jul 2022, 8:42 am

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14 Jul 2022, 8:54 am

Certified spaghetti farmer. Specializes in all sorts of noodle farming.


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14 Jul 2022, 9:12 am

Owl interpreter



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14 Jul 2022, 9:18 am

Snail whisperer.


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14 Jul 2022, 9:38 am

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