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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Mopstick handler
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Mop
Mop bucket
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
dust bunny
Egg box
Harbinger of doom and destruction across seven galaxies.
That person from India who rings every day to see if I want my ducks cleaned.
Answer machine
Telesales person offering half eaten kebabs for half price.
Robert Smith's personal stylist.
Turban model
Centipede chiropodist
Mayor of Suffragette City
Tea stirer
Drives newspaper taxis with plasticine porters and looking-glass ties.
Elbow greaser