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i_wanna_blue
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22 Nov 2009, 3:02 pm

In the fridge with the other leftovers.


Where is my bedroom key?



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22 Nov 2009, 3:49 pm

Where is my bedroom key? With all the other keys that have been last all throughout time and all..


Where is my grandfather's family heirloom?



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22 Nov 2009, 10:44 pm

In the time capsule buried in his back yard.

Where's my elephant?



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23 Nov 2009, 5:41 am

wearing sunglasses and trying not to be recognized by anyone.

Where is my calculator?



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23 Nov 2009, 10:08 am

Had it in my pocket :wink:

Where is my HD tv?


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23 Nov 2009, 11:48 am

Uh, what makes you think I know, erm? It's just a coincidence that this looks exactly the same, really!? :oops:

Anyway, where's my lock-pick? :lol:


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23 Nov 2009, 1:56 pm

In your nose, you must have thought it was a lock! 8)


Where is my castle?



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23 Nov 2009, 5:10 pm

On Mars.

Where are my cats?



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23 Nov 2009, 5:11 pm

in your butt.

Where are my glasses?



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23 Nov 2009, 5:16 pm

Making a spectacle of themselves.

Where are the rest of my awful puns?


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23 Nov 2009, 5:17 pm

I've lost them

Where's my camera?


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23 Nov 2009, 5:20 pm

In front of you taking that ridiculous picture of you.

Where is my shoe?



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23 Nov 2009, 5:30 pm

My dog chewed them :P

Where is my brain?


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23 Nov 2009, 5:30 pm

(In superboyian's butt I imagine :lol: )

Where has the evening gone?


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23 Nov 2009, 5:49 pm

It was replaced by the delight of daylight! :D

Where has Christmas gone?


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23 Nov 2009, 6:08 pm

Christmas has been stolen by the green giant :lol:

Where is the sunlight?


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