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TallyMan
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05 May 2009, 1:33 pm

Antagonises her aunt's anti-social ants by putting 'em in her pants.


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05 May 2009, 6:08 pm

Pantomimes antonyms while digging for antimony...


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06 May 2009, 2:46 am

Is brokering a truce in his library between the feuding factions of book worms and wood worms. However, unknown to all there is an underground movement of earth worms waiting for an opportunity to pounce. Well to slither anyway. Beware, for the worm has turned.


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06 May 2009, 3:53 am

Is trying to squirm away from the fact that the early worm deserves the bird.....


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06 May 2009, 5:51 am

has written a book on the desirability of small pieces of cork.


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06 May 2009, 11:07 am

Sings songs in chinese :D:D:D



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06 May 2009, 11:21 am

Due to a painful childhood as a result of a February 29 birthday, is actively campaigning to lengthen the average day by 0.986301 minutes, thus eliminating leap years.


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06 May 2009, 12:04 pm

Is publishing a new book called "The office diet - the quick way to slim". The main proposition of the book is to eat staples. Apparently it is high in roughage and iron and forms a staple diet.


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06 May 2009, 12:10 pm

Is A famous rockstar,and all his fans have aspergers :D



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06 May 2009, 12:46 pm

Has yet to reach the status of being a rock star and is currently stuck at being a pebble star.



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06 May 2009, 1:22 pm

Lives in a blue island



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06 May 2009, 1:32 pm

lives in a blue shoe box



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06 May 2009, 2:57 pm

Lives in a blue sock...


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07 May 2009, 6:43 am

Is currently undergoing surgery which will cost him an arm and a leg.



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07 May 2009, 6:52 am

understands ants.


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07 May 2009, 8:18 am

Understands pants.