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DarrylZero
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07 Nov 2009, 4:23 am

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!



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07 Nov 2009, 4:42 am

No, in this light you definitelycan't see the gravy stain on my tie.



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07 Nov 2009, 5:16 am

Gravy?! Did someone say gravy?!?!



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07 Nov 2009, 5:27 am

Will someone please put a coin in the electricity meter!


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07 Nov 2009, 7:19 am

"Although very small, millions of little ants have carved a home in the wrinkles surrounding this human's eyes"


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07 Nov 2009, 6:19 pm

meow


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08 Nov 2009, 6:00 am

Are you sure I'm supposed to wear this bra on the outside?


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08 Nov 2009, 7:18 am

"Wake me up before you go go....."



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08 Nov 2009, 7:24 am

Is it time for my walk yet? Is it time for my walk yet? Is it time for my walk yet? Is it time for my walk yet?


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08 Nov 2009, 8:43 am

Ok grandpa play dead!! !



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08 Nov 2009, 9:00 am

Champion at the Olympics mini-discus throwing competition.


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08 Nov 2009, 9:35 am

Ahh, that feels GOOD!


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08 Nov 2009, 9:39 am

Pilot to trainee pilot... Never push this button, it ejects all the passengers.


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08 Nov 2009, 12:55 pm

"Now for my greatest invention, the sleep-o-nator! When I press this button, I shall fall asle...... *Snores*"


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08 Nov 2009, 1:35 pm

I'm quite capable of operating on my own for, I need little if no assistance from humans.. Tomasu, no need to aplogize...



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08 Nov 2009, 2:48 pm

"I'm very sorry, sir, the gravity on this planet appears to have unexplicaby strengthened. The s ... gnal is deteriora ..ing... "


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