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DarrylZero Veteran
Joined: 4 Jun 2009Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 2,726
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,848Location: Australia
No, in this light you definitelycan't see the gravy stain on my tie.
Gravy?! Did someone say gravy?!?!
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Will someone please put a coin in the electricity meter!
Tomasu Veteran
Joined: 19 Jun 2008Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 3,193Location: West Yorkshire, England
"Although very small, millions of little ants have carved a home in the wrinkles surrounding this human's eyes"
Strapples Supporting Member
Joined: 30 Nov 2007Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 17,861Location: Chicago Area IL (FAR FROM AUTISM SPEAKS)
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Are you sure I'm supposed to wear this bra on the outside?
"Wake me up before you go go....."
Is it time for my walk yet? Is it time for my walk yet? Is it time for my walk yet? Is it time for my walk yet?
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Ok grandpa play dead!! !
Champion at the Olympics mini-discus throwing competition.
Tach Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 30 Oct 2009Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 191Location: Sol System
Ahh, that feels GOOD!
Pilot to trainee pilot... Never push this button, it ejects all the passengers.
"Now for my greatest invention, the sleep-o-nator! When I press this button, I shall fall asle...... *Snores*"
ProfessorX Veteran
Joined: 8 Feb 2007Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 16,795
I'm quite capable of operating on my own for, I need little if no assistance from humans.. Tomasu, no need to aplogize...
"I'm very sorry, sir, the gravity on this planet appears to have unexplicaby strengthened. The s ... gnal is deteriora ..ing... "