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Always responds to threats by saying "You wouldn't hurt a blind Chinese man, would you?"

Is a black belt using chop-sticks and can kill someone from 50 metres with one. He can render someone unconscious using only a noodle.

Eats a dozen spring rolls before doing the high jump. Over the years unfortunately it's made him spring less instead of more.

After a meal in a Chinese restaurant opened a fortune cookie that said "You now have food poisoning "

Has converted to Islam and his new Muslim name is "Pimp McCool."

Uses Google router as his internet connection so he can go with the flow and stay in flush with everything current...

Believes that everyone he meets is a character from a pop up book.

Struggles with the question that maybe he is a character in a pop-up book.

Was once a centre fold in a magazine! ... Car breakers monthly.

Eats a centre-fold with every meal...they're his staple food.

Saves money on his food bill by eating the pictures of food he finds in magazines.

Felt guilty for eating too much during dinner, and turned himself in to the police and asked for the death penalty.

His favourite meal is soylent green and potato chips.

Built the toast bazooka. This invention has revolutionized the grilled cheese atom smash theory, being if you smash together two pieces of toast with only a buffer of cheese, the bond will be inseparable, but the taste will be amazing.

Forgot to put a splash of Worcestershire sauce on the cheese on toast and got thrown out of chef school as a result.

Got thrown out of the Police Academy, after scoring 100% in ethics class.