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10 Oct 2022, 5:42 pm

Where_am_I wrote:

What if it lands in your nostril?

Who nose?

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10 Oct 2022, 5:46 pm

:lol:

Why do you do this all the time?

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10 Oct 2022, 7:22 pm

Why am I wearing the wrong glasses and knowing I can barely see?

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10 Oct 2022, 8:34 pm

Where are the right glasses?

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11 Oct 2022, 8:22 am

Why is your username a tongue twister?

*shows twisted tongue*

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11 Oct 2022, 8:42 am

Should I examine that tongue?

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11 Oct 2022, 8:45 am

Is it a forked tongue?

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11 Oct 2022, 8:47 am

Are you a snake in the grass?

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11 Oct 2022, 9:26 am

Is that a bite mark on your leg?

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11 Oct 2022, 9:44 am

Who let the snakes out?

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11 Oct 2022, 12:44 pm

Are you on a plane?

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11 Oct 2022, 1:08 pm

Yes. Should I order some champagne?

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11 Oct 2022, 1:51 pm

Maybe you should order a parachute instead? Or a cocktail with a really, really big umbrella in it?

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11 Oct 2022, 2:48 pm

Did your remember to pack your really really big knickers in her hand luggage? That could be an option too.

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11 Oct 2022, 3:46 pm

I had to, they said your knickers were too big and heavy for hand luggage and needed a special freight aircraft to carry them.

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11 Oct 2022, 6:35 pm

Are you carrying an extra fanny in your fanny pack?

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