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24 Jul 2022, 4:19 pm

Guy Fawkes impersonator.


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25 Jul 2022, 3:28 am

Tour guide, once she's figured out what city she's in.


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25 Jul 2022, 6:01 am

Jack the Ripper.


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25 Jul 2022, 6:37 am

Ship's navigator, once she's figured out which ocean she's in



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25 Jul 2022, 6:47 am

Ships rodent catcher.


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25 Jul 2022, 8:26 am

Kitchen sink thrower


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25 Jul 2022, 9:33 am

Hot water bottle. Pours boiling water over himself, then sits on people.


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25 Jul 2022, 9:44 am

Chef at Wetherspoons cockroach eatery.


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25 Jul 2022, 9:49 am

Dinner lady at the cockroach motel


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25 Jul 2022, 9:53 am

Sonic screwdriver.


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25 Jul 2022, 9:54 am

Tree ninja


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25 Jul 2022, 6:02 pm

Advocate for cockroaches.


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26 Jul 2022, 2:21 am

Coal mine canary



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26 Jul 2022, 3:43 am

Tic on a coal mine canary.


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26 Jul 2022, 12:23 pm

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26 Jul 2022, 12:45 pm

Fortune teller for fortune tellers


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