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28 Jul 2022, 10:11 am

Cookie monster.


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28 Jul 2022, 11:35 am

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28 Jul 2022, 10:20 pm

Truffle sniffer


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29 Jul 2022, 2:59 am

Shoelace knotter



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29 Jul 2022, 5:15 am

Noose Maker.


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29 Jul 2022, 5:23 am

Hangman (hangwoman?), it would be a natural fit for you. :P


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29 Jul 2022, 6:10 am

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Grim Reaper's bit on the side.


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29 Jul 2022, 7:38 am

Washerwoman



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29 Jul 2022, 7:55 am

Manual clothes dryer


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29 Jul 2022, 8:58 am

Clothes wetter.


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29 Jul 2022, 9:27 am

Blower of sweat people's armpits. Charges extra if the temperatures are above 35C.


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29 Jul 2022, 10:32 am

Taster of other people's armpits and scores them out of 10 for tastiness and fragrance.


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29 Jul 2022, 10:37 am

Taster of other people's bottoms' fragrance - uses radish leaves to check for flavour and aroma.


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30 Jul 2022, 2:01 am

Chicken hypnotist



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30 Jul 2022, 2:19 am

Candy floss refluffer.


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30 Jul 2022, 2:27 am

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