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MrLoony
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28 Jun 2009, 12:41 pm

I have a cell phone!


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28 Jun 2009, 12:46 pm

I both love and hate the fact i have AS.

(I got you there!)


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28 Jun 2009, 12:57 pm

I hate my sunglasses.


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28 Jun 2009, 1:01 pm

i love expensive computers


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30 Jun 2009, 10:43 am

I love hot weather.



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30 Jun 2009, 11:09 am

i hate hot weather


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30 Jun 2009, 11:32 pm

I suck at poker.


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30 Jun 2009, 11:33 pm

i love gambling


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01 Jul 2009, 6:07 pm

Poker is gambling.


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01 Jul 2009, 11:40 pm

i hate lead aprons


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02 Jul 2009, 6:37 pm

House is totally realistic.


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02 Jul 2009, 10:28 pm

i fail at life


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04 Jul 2009, 6:18 am

Nuclear weapons never hurt anybody.

Nuclear War is the best way to settle all our problems.

If I had a Nuclear weapon I would aim it at myself,
ask me if I wanted a centre-fold,
( I meant blind-fold, sorry, freudian slip)
say yes
(no to the former, yes to the later)

close my eyes and think of England,

pull the tiger,


and then in my next re-incarnation begin lobbying for the political rights of cockroaches,
so I will have an advantage in the first post-apocalyptic election.


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04 Jul 2009, 6:33 am

I'm a boy.



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04 Jul 2009, 2:25 pm

I wasn't playing Blade Mistress all day yesterday.


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04 Jul 2009, 5:39 pm

i can breathe pure halon gas


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