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Thatmew
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03 Jun 2009, 4:12 pm

Always has a carton of Pocky on hand, for self defense.


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03 Jun 2009, 4:41 pm

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loves being squished in sticky sweatiness of SMELLY People after gym class


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03 Jun 2009, 4:59 pm

Gets high on the aroma of old socks....


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03 Jun 2009, 8:46 pm

gets high on the smell of mildewey washing machines in which said socks were washed in


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03 Jun 2009, 10:11 pm

Makes modern "art" out of broken tape measures.


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03 Jun 2009, 11:12 pm

uses a tape measure to floss his teeth


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04 Jun 2009, 3:34 am

Uses his teeth to measure tape.



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04 Jun 2009, 3:42 am

Fantasizes about the octomom's luscious lips.


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04 Jun 2009, 8:44 am

His second favourite movie of all time: Snakes on a plane. His favourite? Goats on a Boat.



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04 Jun 2009, 11:00 am

has a favorite blue shirt


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05 Jun 2009, 4:12 am

Is trying to market a new line of neoprene lingerie to the Victoria's Secret Company.....
It will be called "Victoria Squeaks"......


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05 Jun 2009, 1:39 pm

richie wrote:
Is trying to market a new line of neoprene lingerie to the Victoria's Secret Company.....
It will be called "Victoria Squeaks"......


LMAO

invested 2.4 billion in VIctoria Squeaks...


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05 Jun 2009, 1:54 pm

Has a pinup poster of a mouse called Victoria Squeaks. :wink:



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05 Jun 2009, 2:05 pm

Wonders why lingerie is called lingerie when it is only mannequins he sees lingering in them....


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05 Jun 2009, 2:10 pm

failed his librarian test


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05 Jun 2009, 3:13 pm

Is a library examiner who can't read.....


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