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Where_am_I
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26 Oct 2022, 3:03 am

What up?


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26 Oct 2022, 3:35 am

What's down?


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26 Oct 2022, 7:10 am

What's good (or bad)?



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26 Oct 2022, 9:15 am

Why are doctors always running late seeing patients in their surgeries?


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26 Oct 2022, 10:01 am

No one ever told you?



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26 Oct 2022, 10:24 am

Told me what?


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26 Oct 2022, 12:12 pm

That the system is corrupt?



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26 Oct 2022, 12:21 pm

Surely not SystemD ?


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27 Oct 2022, 4:53 am

What's on your mind?


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27 Oct 2022, 5:11 am

Do you mind me interjecting a post here?


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27 Oct 2022, 7:08 am

What are you interjecting about now? Has the price of turnips gone up again?


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27 Oct 2022, 7:48 am

People buy turnips?



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27 Oct 2022, 9:19 am

They are the modern day tulip bulbs, each one costs a fortune. Do only rich people buy them?


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27 Oct 2022, 9:29 am

Why would rich people buy them though?



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27 Oct 2022, 9:30 am

Do rich people buy diamond rings because they come with lots of carrots? Turnips are the new carrots.


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27 Oct 2022, 9:38 am

(kneels down on knee and opens ring box) "Babe, marry me."

"Oh my god. Is that--"

"Yep. 24 turnips."

Is that how it should go?