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Strapples
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13 Jun 2009, 7:15 pm

eats cow pies for dinner


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14 Jun 2009, 12:49 am

Is unable to telekineticly bend spoons, but is quite able to bend forks.


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14 Jun 2009, 12:58 am

Finds licking the toes of people under 5 feet tall while having his (her?) back waxed extremely liberating.



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14 Jun 2009, 10:17 am

Accidentally subsisted entirely on tea an crumpets for an entire year.


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Strapples
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14 Jun 2009, 12:18 pm

reads porn while sitting on the school bus


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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM


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14 Jun 2009, 4:38 pm

Still slinging boulders at people with his neoprene jockstrap....


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15 Jun 2009, 6:55 am

Is hoping gangrene is the 'in colour' for this year.



Strapples
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15 Jun 2009, 7:15 am

has a dead foot in his attic


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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM


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15 Jun 2009, 10:45 am

Killed me with an airborne sumo! 8O



Strapples
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15 Jun 2009, 10:50 am

talking from beyond the grave


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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM


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15 Jun 2009, 11:28 am

Sleeps in a cemetery at night.



Strapples
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15 Jun 2009, 11:31 am

sleeps in a toilet


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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

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CLASSIC AUTISM


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15 Jun 2009, 11:36 am

His favourite snacks are chalk and cheese.



Strapples
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15 Jun 2009, 11:41 am

Eats Gene Sequencers


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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know. :roll:

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM


richie
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15 Jun 2009, 6:54 pm

Uses his detachable kneecaps as castanets.....


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15 Jun 2009, 8:38 pm

Loves the taste of copper wiring. And electricity!


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