The knife, fork, spoon thread

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Turn the person above into a knife, fork or a spoon.

Please give more detailed instructions.

How?

For example I could turn you into a spoon... Then the next person would have to turn you into any a cutlery.

OK the person above is like a fork.

You can take a used cork and stick two ordinary forks of uniform shape and weight into the cork, opposing each other at an equal point in its middle . You then stick a needle into the base of the cork at its exact center. ( Human "exact" not atomic)

Take the wine bottle ( from which you got the cork) and with some careful balancing the structure you have made will balance on the end of the pin on the edge of the lip of the bottle.

This seems impossible but it will balance on the lip of a bottle.

The person above is like one of those forks because you would never believe that you could form a structure like this from a fork and make it balance in a seeming impossible way.

Thank you robot, I shall turn you into a blunt knife, can't cause harm but spread butter and possibly cut through bread...

Erm should that be just - "fork".

I turn you into a fork.

Then I will convert you into a spoon , place you in a child's lunch box and you can be the utensil that scrapes the very last bit of yoghaurt out of their plastic pot and the one that causes great amusement when they try to balance it on the ends of their noses.

I hoped that would be enjoyable. Not some kind of unpleasant experience btw.

Are these the parameters of the game?

Is the rule I change you into ......therefore you will be ..... and then you have to give a reason why.

No you just turn the person above you, into an eating utensil.

You forgot the spork!

*above poster becomes a spork*

Knife, which resembles a sword the most.