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01 Oct 2011, 4:15 pm

Yes, TeaEarlGreyHot, I created a lickle fred in yer honour! Aren't I a sycophantic little turd who needs to be stepped on?

Now, down to business.

As thread title. What weapon should the honourable lady use as self-defence?

I suggest a sjambok:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPQzC877O6Q[/youtube]

Away you go with it, forumites!

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01 Oct 2011, 4:24 pm

Tea Gun

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01 Oct 2011, 4:24 pm

How about a rubber chicken ?

Much cheaper than a gun, no need for a background check and you can get it past a metal detector with no trouble.

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01 Oct 2011, 4:25 pm

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How about a rubber chicken ?

Much cheaper than a gun, no need for a background check and you can get it past a metal detector with no trouble.

And what the feck would anyone do with a rubber chicken?

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01 Oct 2011, 4:44 pm

Tequila wrote:

Woodpecker wrote:

How about a rubber chicken ?

Much cheaper than a gun, no need for a background check and you can get it past a metal detector with no trouble.

And what the feck would anyone do with a rubber chicken?

Force feed with rubber chicken soup.....

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01 Oct 2011, 4:48 pm

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Force feed with rubber chicken soup.....

Take it you shop at Aldi then?

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01 Oct 2011, 6:59 pm

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Tea Gun

I like it. I'll take 2.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:02 pm

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Yes, TeaEarlGreyHot, I created a lickle fred in yer honour! Aren't I a sycophantic little turd who needs to be stepped on?

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were looking for me to abuse you.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:09 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Moog wrote:

Tea Gun

I like it. I'll take 2.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:13 pm

Perfect!

Now for the big question... does a china gun fire china bullets, or am I supposed to break it and get to slashing? :chin:

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01 Oct 2011, 7:16 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Perfect!

Now for the big question... does a china gun fire china bullets, or am I supposed to break it and get to slashing? :chin:

You load it up with Earl Grey and squirt it at your assailants of course! :roll:

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01 Oct 2011, 7:17 pm

Even better! Everyone stops for a spot of tea.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:20 pm

One weapon wouldn't be enough, better come prepared tea.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:20 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Even better! Everyone stops for a spot of tea.

Tea with cyanide?

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01 Oct 2011, 7:32 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

Even better! Everyone stops for a spot of tea.

Tea with cyanide?

Defile tea with cyanide!? Why, that should be a crime.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:34 pm

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One weapon wouldn't be enough, better come prepared tea.

There's definite promise here.

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