1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

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A simple game where list ways to get kicked out of walmart.
My first one:

Dress up as Vikings and pillage the store

Rickroll the store over the intercom

Carry a BIG-ASS 80s boombox POUNDING out Barry Manilow's version of the McDonalds " You Deserve A Break Today " theme ~ and followed with Billy Bragg's " There Is Power In A Union " ! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

Get a friend and run up and down the aisles pretending to be Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner.

Kiss the greeter. Double points if they are the same gender as you.

Get on the intercom and call code blue, or any others: http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/000863.php

Play the pac man.

Pretend you are a new employee and harass more experienced employees.

Start a Union

Spread a lie about the manager.

Wear Roman legionnaire armor and ask for a manager to aide in your mission to hunt down the filthy Germanic, Gaulish, Goth, Pict, Celt, and/or Carthaginian scum that threaten the great Roman Empire. Don't forget to shout HAIL, CAESAR! as the guards/cops drag you out.

Wear Roman legionnaire armor and ask for a manager to aide in your mission to hunt down the filthy Germanic, Gaulish, Goth, Pict, Celt, and/or Carthaginian scum that threaten the great Roman Empire. Don't forget to shout HAIL, CAESAR! as the guards/cops drag you out.

Bring a gatling gun loaded with nails

Play hide and seek, and everytime a employeer see you, grab an item and run to your next hiding place. After sometime I guess they actually would start looking after you and thus join the game. Be sure to take items that needs cooling cuz then eventually they would HAVE TO join the game, which make it alot more fun

Build inversion boots, stand on the ceiling and wield a yoyo covered in these:

_________________
"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos

Re-enact Thelma & Louise with the Mattel "Power Wheels"

_________________
"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos