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18 Apr 2007, 3:33 pm

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Sister Whatsername marches to the front of the class, she trips and falls, some little aspie-demon tied the laces of her army boots together. She gropes around for her eye-glasses and her ruler, gets up, brushes her self off and exclaims "Children, children." Whacks her ruler on the desk for emphasis as she speaks. "How many times must I tell you! No casting aspergerisms, I mean asparagus, I mean aspersions. No calumniating! And no pissing on the pot plant, I mean the potted plant. That's three hail marys for you all.

"That's right!!" spoke Father Sternly. "Piss around the pot plants, it keeps the deer and bunnys from eating them."

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18 Apr 2007, 3:39 pm

All this talk of lists... I want to put in an objcction too! Somc pcoplc wcrc lucky cnough to gct lcft off thc list, so that thcy didn't havc to fccl cmbarrasscd about bcing hcld up to public scrutiny. Othcrs (or rathcr onc othcr) was singlcd out to bc mcntioncd twicc! How mortifying do you think that is! Ch!

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18 Apr 2007, 3:40 pm

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But, I'm a Baptist. We go to hell for saying hail Marys.

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18 Apr 2007, 3:42 pm

"I want to know if I'm part of this group."

"None of us are part of the group."

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18 Apr 2007, 3:48 pm

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But, I'm a Baptist. We go to hell for saying hail Marys.

Well then, get up here and give us some fire and brimstone.

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18 Apr 2007, 3:49 pm

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But, I'm a Baptist. We go to hell for saying hail Marys.

As a Methodist, I have to add that it is OK to do either. :lol:

Ring around the pot plants,
A pocket full of snot,
Ah-choo, Ah-choo,
my head feels hot!

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18 Apr 2007, 3:50 pm

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Lau, is your "e" broken?

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18 Apr 2007, 3:56 pm

The "List " 'tis now corrected, to the best of my feeble abilities. You might want to "edit" the copies made in following posts, so that no one feels left out, and just replace it with something like .

(Lau,qwitcherbellyakin...I know you can dance). :lol:

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18 Apr 2007, 4:00 pm

Lau! I am so sorry buddy! I just got home from work (don't you love 19 hour shifts?). Anyhoo, seeing your predicament - it appears that I've made a grave mistake! I have a shelf of brains arranged alphabetically in my dissection room, and I forgot that I had yours in the rejuvenating chamber (cleansing, purifying and receiving nutrients) after you so graciously let me borrow it. I just grabbed the first "L" brain on the shelf. I believe I gave you a "lackey" brain in error! Did it look like this? :

No wonder you can't formulate "e"s ! !! Hang on now, I'll post your's here in just a second. I did a little examination of your brain while I had it (quite fascinating!) Note the following two exhibits:

I couldn't even fit your brain inside my head, so I put it in a rejuvenating chamber and attached it to my squeaky wind-up toy brain via jumper cables. Worked like a charm! Anyhoo, here's yours back, thanks again, and many apologies for the "lack-ee" brain mixup :oops:
(its juiced up and ready for download):

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18 Apr 2007, 4:05 pm

Ooooh, I need a new brain for the neuropsychologist.

*runs away laughing*

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18 Apr 2007, 4:12 pm

EEEeeeeeeeeeek!

Seems to be working fine again. Thanks. But I still have a little interference...?

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18 Apr 2007, 4:19 pm

I'll have to work on refinements later! Gonna take a 2 hour nap so I can go back to work! Hope you are mostly ok. There may be a little temporary transference of goofiness from my wind-up brain to yours. Its rarely permanent.

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18 Apr 2007, 4:21 pm

SeriousGirl wrote:

ZanneMarie wrote:

But, I'm a Baptist. We go to hell for saying hail Marys.

As a Methodist, I have to add that it is OK to do either. :lol:

Ring around the pot plants,
A pocket full of snot,
Ah-choo, Ah-choo,
my head feels hot!

Oh no. She can hail Mary. I don't want to go to hell. It's too hot there even for me and I thought nowhere was too hot for me! EEEK

I feel like Scarlet. I know there's a hell. I was raised on it!

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18 Apr 2007, 4:22 pm

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I couldn't even fit your brain inside my head, so I put it in a rejuvenating chamber and attached it to my squeaky wind-up toy brain via jumper cables. Worked like a charm! Anyhoo, here's yours back, thanks again, and many apologies for the "lack-ee" brain mixup :oops:

No need to be ob-c-quious now.

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18 Apr 2007, 4:25 pm

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For me I have terrible ringing in my ears and it is worse now as I'm older. It's hard for me to sit in silence now and tune it out whereas I used to love to sit in silence..

Tinitus, tinitus...
Nothing will excite us,
For I fear my ears
will scarely hear
the noise and sounds
that blight us!

I hate feather pillows because it makes it louder. Screw 'em...give me polyester.

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18 Apr 2007, 4:29 pm

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I feel like Scarlet. I know there's a hell. I was raised on it!

Rip that A off your breast Hester...that Rhett is such a jester.

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