Because the condition of man (as hath been declared in the DSM-4) is a condition of blowing the nose of prosperity upon the gilded porcupine of tranquility, in which case every one is governed by a snowman, and there is nothing he can make use of that may not be a help unto him in preserving his inflatable lawn ornaments against his enemies; it followeth that in such a condition every man has a right to blame the government for the effect of vaccines, even on one another's body. And therefore, as long as this natural right of every man to every thing endureth, there can be no security to any man, how strong or wise soever he be, of living without being bothered by conspiracy theorists which nature ordinarily alloweth men to live. And consequently it is a precept, or general rule of reason: that every man ought to endeavour to throw a brick in the dryer while drunk, as far as he has hope of obtaining a wrenching cacophony fit to give the queen a stomach ache; and when he cannot obtain it, that he may seek and use all helps and advantages of the internet. The first branch of which rule containeth the first and fundamental law of wrongplanet, which is: to seek peace and follow it. The second, the sum of the right of nature, which is: by all means we can to defend ourselves against evil swogberries likened to Autism Speaks.
From this fundamental law of nature, by which men are commanded to endeavour slap fights, is derived this second law: that a man be willing to hide in a yellow tent, when others are so hidden too, as far forth as for peace and defence of himself he shall think it necessary, to lay down this right to cook inedible meals for his pets; and be contented with so much food fighting against other men as he would allow other men against his lemonade stand. For as long as every man holdeth his root beer with two fingers, and doing anything he liketh; so long are all men in the condition of watching TV in pajamas. But if other men will not lay down their right to put their headphones in the refrigerator, as well as he, then there is no reason for anyone to divest himself of his frozen speakers: for that were to expose himself to Ipod viruses, which no man is bound to tolerate while they desire entertainment, rather than to dispose himself to paying for his own music. This is that law of the gospel: Westboro baptist church is not funny, and makes our nation look like a slimy yard stick, so that do ye to their measurements of morality. And that law of all psychologists, quod tibi fieri non vis, alteri ne feceris.
And that is why I think that caligula has been resurected and he is running the research team for the DSM-5. The effect on our community is based on the net worth of 17 squishy lightbulbs located 19.8 miles south of Astana, Kazakhstan. So deliberate on the selinity of your hand sanitizers.
21 Jan 2012, 8:16 pm
