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I'll cut to the point. * Watch something while you eat. It takes your mind off the food therefore making you take your time. ** Since it takes time for you to feel full regardless of how much you eat, this is a great idea. ***


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I ordered 100 already!

I hear that's up to 300% effective!

SPAM!

I vote him off the island.

SPAM!

I vote him off the island.

Also, eat standing up so it all goes to your feet. Eat really fast too. In the end you wont even remember what you ate or when, thus negating all caloric intake. Be sure to have a diet cola with the dessert so that doesn't count either.