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06 Sep 2019, 8:22 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

You picked a good night , she fell over the other day and f****d her knees , she can't run away.

P.S That Gimp suit under the bed is not mine it was there when I moved in , honest

So it just happened to be in your size?

Before I start swinging my axe and chopping your wife into bits, how small should I make the cuts of meat?

Are we going to burn it or eat it?

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06 Sep 2019, 8:30 pm

pure luck that it fitted :twisted:

She's a slight of a woman and bendy , can we have a cleaner way , CSI always finds blood on floorboards.

Possibly good compost , can you wait till she finished her will

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06 Sep 2019, 8:32 pm

Too late.

It's the wood chipper option.

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06 Sep 2019, 8:43 pm

One day, you are young and handsome.

You have hair, long and luscious locks, etc...

A lovely blonde dancing and singing with you.

Time is cruel though.

Now you are bald and your blonde is not so lovely...

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06 Sep 2019, 8:52 pm

I love the maddies

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06 Sep 2019, 8:54 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if you look up the word 'cool' in the dictionary there's a picture of Suggs.

BDavro wrote:

I love the maddies

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06 Sep 2019, 8:55 pm

STFU MAGGIE

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06 Sep 2019, 8:57 pm

Or I will find you and run you over because I like....

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