Songs you wrote (parody, original)

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We all have songs we came up, whether it's to the tune of an already established one, or your own. Share 'em here.
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L.A. DODGERS RAP (by me)
(To the tune of the Glasgow Diamonds Rap, can be heard here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utsHE5xWges)

(MV: Madoka Kaname)
We are the Dodgers
Of Los Angeles, CA
We're ready to play baseball
Baseball's our game!
We are the Dodgers
Of Los Angeles, C-A, C-A
Out of our way!

We're the Dodgers,
yes, we come from Hollywood
And when we take the field,
we take no crap!

We're gonna steal the base,
hit the home run,
and we play to win,
and play for keeps!

We're the greatest team in all of baseball,
when you come play us,
you better get ready for the Dodger wave
Coming your way!

(second verse)
Talk about the Dodgers!
Of Los Angeles, CA
We're ready to play baseball
Baseball's our game!
We are the Dodgers
Of Los Angeles, C-A, C-A
Out of our way!

We're the baseball gods,
and ya better watch out,
when ya turn around,
we'll show up!

We're gonna strike you out,
rob ya of a homer,
cause an error for you,
you want to know why you're here!

When the Dodgers come,
ya better watch your backside,
Dodger blue is here to stay,
no doubt about that!

(instrumental solo)
(repeat first verse, fade out)
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A story behind this: I came up with this during Anime Expo 2012 in L.A., where I saw an L.A. Dodger game; and I met the dub cast of Magica Madoka........ and this song came about. Crazy, eh?

my dog loves this song, no lie!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCsXCQCZDMs&list=UUS-dMtTmrXoh9w-dhKCpOAQ&index=1&feature=plcp[/youtube]

Most of my parody songs have to do with anime or sports, as an aside.

Im exposed to alot of store muzak in my job- which is counting merchandise in various stores for their inventory.

We all either misshear songs, or purposely make up lyrics to songs we are sick of hearing- just in your own head.

Like: Paul McCartney and Wings singing about "My Great Dane".

Or Madonna singing about how " I sprained my lumbago. It seems like yesterday but it was long ago."

I once made up some gross parodies of Christmas Carols. I may have gone too far when I made up one of the "Little Drummer Boy" to tease a guy I once knew, since it's kind of religious with Baby Jesus and all, although it's never mentioned in the Bible (the song wasn't even made until the 1940's). I was trying not to be outdone by my older brother when he made up a song he called "Dumphrey the Bright-Butt Reindeer. Don't ask me how he came up with the name Dumphery. Actually I even helped him with some of the lyrics and they went like this:

Dumphery the Bright-Butt Reindeer
Had a very shiny rear
And if you ever saw it,
You would prob'ly say "oh dear!"...

...And then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
"Dumphery with your butt so bright,
Won't you be my tail-light?"...

Really mature I know, but my brother explained to me that Santa needed a light for the back of his sleigh as well as the front, in case of planes or migrating geese or something.

Anyway, that was pretty tame compared to some lyrics I made up for a Song parody called "Stinky the Snowman":

"There must have been some magic in that old black-and-white hound,
For when it whizzed upon his leg, he began to dance around,
Oh, Stinky the Snowman, was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh and play, even though he smelled like pee.

Squishy-squish-squish-squish, squishy-squish-squish-squish, look at Stinky go..."

A reindeer with glowing buttocks and a urine-soaked snowman, my brother and I were geniuses.

I didn't just make up silly versions of holiday songs, I also made up a Beatles parody I called "Lemon in a pie with Almonds"

"Picture yourself inside of a bake-er-y,
With tangerine tarts, and marshmallow pies,
Everyone smiles as you walk past them stacked neatly
In rows so incredibly hiiiiiiiiiii-igh!
Apple and cherry and coconut cream
Towering over your head
But there's one flavor you'd much rather have instead...

LEMON IN A PIE, WITH ALMONDS...

My brother didn't find that as funny as I did, being a die-hard Beatles fan...

I love all of them.

I'd love to hear more from ya guys....... this may be a goldmine we have on our hands!

You don't want to hear any of my songs. Trust me.