Girl in a Box advertisement (satire)

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Hey, guys.
Are you tired of being lonely?
Are you fed up with trying to find the right fish?
The answer to all your problems with the opposite sex is Girl in a Box!

Our staff of genetic engineering wizards have developed a solution that can be delivered right at your doorstep, and custom-made to fit your desires! Why bother going out and testing your luck on women of dubious morals and sanity when the girl of your dreams can come to life? Simply go to our website, www.girlinabox.com, and fill out an order form detailing what you want in Ms. Right! Soon, our scientific staff will be working around the clock, utilizing suitable and questionably-obtained sperm and ovum to grow her at an accelerated rate within an artificial womb. Shortly before delivery, your girl will be programmed via synaptic suggestion to fit your personality specifications!
Girl in a Box!
Available in Black, Asian, Latino, Caucasian, and Mixed, and coming soon for the lonely girls, Man in a Box!

WARNING: All sales final. Product may be prone to psychological and/or physical dysfunction and mutation. Nymphomania, antisocial behavior, depression, suicidal thoughts or actions, infidelity, violence, financial abuse and infertility have been reported... but enough with the negative side-effects. We just want your money.

somewhere between that, and a realdoll, lies the practical and safe sweetspot.

Melfina from Outlaw Star? Sign me up!