Women: How would you like to be approached?

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Wow, that's quite a claim.

How are you going to prove it?

back on topic....... although i do love poo talk.





I prefer it when people come up to me and are straight to the point. "I think you look beautiful and want to have a coffee with you." Works very well. Or what i say to guys "I just had to tell you how sexy you look. Have a nice day." Then i walk off. If they come up to me afterwards then it worked if not well i didn't stand around and try to make small talk.

Here's how the people who I ended up falling for approached me:

1. "Hi, I'm Jonathan".

2. "Sorry for not answering your IM earlier; I was at work."

3. "Thanks for standing up for me out in the forums".

How I like to be approached depends greatly on the relationship I already have with the person. If they're a stranger... just don't. I've threatened to break the fingers of guys that touched me trying to pick me up.

If we're an acquaintance, just tell me you're interested and would like to go out on a date. If you're a friend, same deal.

Basically, don't approach someone you don't know.

Eh, Tea, how is someone supposed to get to know you without approaching you? Surely all your friends and acquaintances started off as strangers?

Don't approach me with a romantic interest, is what I meant.

But yes, it is hard for people to get to know me because I don't respond well to strangers. I have to see someone regularly before they get a positive response from me.

It's something I've been working on.

To approach me, you must meet the following requirements:

- Be wearing a long fuchsia velvet cape
- Be bearing a treasure chest heaving with 24-karat gold coins and gems
- Be holding a sceptre
- Be driving a Bentley
- Have a Centurion card from American Express
- Look like Wentworth Miller
- If you're dumb, even better

- And last but not least, you must have this on your head the whole time. You can never take it off or it's over before anything even starts!

Or you can just be funny, kind and nice.

Wow, Esther. Your criteria are really tough.

Sounds like the poor guys would stand more of a chance if they were all just giant poos like MCalavera.

Well, for a giant poo like me, you sure are giving me a lot of attention. I didn't even need to do any approaching.

Does this one suit me --> ?

At school, or work, or a club, or library.

It's in those places someone would actually see a glimpse of ME,
as opposed to what I look like.

I guess I'm amused by the fact that you are humbly accepting being referred to as a giant poo.

It's sweet.

I have a soft spot for you now.

Edit: oh dear, perhaps that wasn't quite the best choice of words.



MCalavera, what's wrong with me is that I have a childlike sense of humour and once I find something funny I just can't let go of it and will go on and on about it forever, even though everyone else has long ago forgotten what the joke was in the first place.

It's ok. I'm a gentleman. It's not in my heart to deprive kids of the joy of having some fun.

Shame you didn't seem to notice I was flirting, and never sprinted to get the Axe Africa spray.

It's too late now. The moment's gone.

*Slinks away to weep over life-sized picture of MCalavera taped to her ceiling*

If poo jokes are what you call flirting, you really need to do a better job.

Want some tips?

Tell me how sexy I am. That should do wonders.

My kind of flirting is done in person.

I am not very good at flirting online.

For me, flirting is not about talking. It's about eye contact, and meaningful smiles, and slow deliberate movements, and goosebumps.

Telling someone they're sexy is rather amateurish in my opinion. Implying they're sexy is far more fun. It's how you go about it that matters.

I suppose I must be an exception to the general rule that Aspies are clueless at flirting. I always know if someone is flirting with me. And I always like it when they really know how to flirt the way I like. Not enough people do.

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