06 Aug 2011, 4:27 pm
Because I've never bought it. Well, once.
Oh, I wouldn't drink Fullers 1698 because it's an English strong ale, and I generally very much dislike that particular beer style. They're mainly heavy and malty - some of them are like Christmas cakes in a bottle! Not nice. I'll drink old ales and stouts but not ESAs.
Yes, that's what I thought. And I could tell she was a bit tensed up when I came back.
I have another wee idea - to be honest all this is getting a bit ridiculous, as I'm stalking the aisles like the Hulk. 
I think I know why she might like me, but until I know that yes, you are a fruitcake and I want nothing to do with you, pleb (which is likely) or yes, I fancy you then we won't know.
Right, time for the rest of this stout I'm on. 
