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24 Sep 2012, 1:56 pm

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24 Sep 2012, 10:22 pm

There's lots of sweet thing I can & do do but I'm not sure how judge which one is the sweetest so I'll say just trying to always be there for her & help her however I can

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24 Sep 2012, 11:54 pm

Maybe make a bunch of rice wafers with added clover honey, print "@URd14me" on them and put them in a box on the breakfast table, labeled as "Sweet Tweets". When I divorce my imaginary wife and marry a real one I'll have something more substantial to contribute

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25 Sep 2012, 8:01 pm

Maybe for me, I'd also sing a love song to her. Preferably from the 1980s.

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26 Sep 2012, 9:42 pm

CrystalStars wrote:

Tell her to ditch me ASAP and stop wasting her life.

Wow, I wish i was this wise at your age

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26 Sep 2012, 9:44 pm

Solvejg wrote:

Well just last week....

I wrote my boyfriend a romantic poem and put it in a handmade card and gave it to him with his fav block of chocolate and presented in a red ribbon.

This is the poem. Don't laugh :oops:

Today is not a special day,
Not more special than any other.
However every day you are in my life,
is more special than any other.
I love each second I spend with you,
it is almost torture when I cannot.
Each text you send I cherish,
And every email to me you wrote.
I write this to show I love you,
to show you how much I care.
You are a very special person,
You are my big sexy giant bear.

I'm mildly jealous of you :wink:

I wish I could be creative.

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26 Sep 2012, 11:56 pm

The sweetest thing you can do to someone? CARAMELIZE THEM!!

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27 Sep 2012, 12:35 am

XDD

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27 Sep 2012, 6:25 pm

BlueMax wrote:

The sweetest thing you can do to someone? CARAMELIZE THEM!!

Their dead that doesn't sound to romantic to me ?

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27 Sep 2012, 11:06 pm

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Their dead that doesn't sound to romantic to me ?

Jeez, man... it's a joke. "Sweetest thing you can do"... In the event above, a giant vat of molasses ruptured and those 11 people were caught in the boiling molasses and instantly caramelized.

Witnesses of the event described them as "very tasty".

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01 Oct 2012, 6:25 pm

BlueMax wrote:

aussiebloke wrote:

Their dead that doesn't sound to romantic to me ?

I'm the resident kill joy, stay way :cry:

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03 Oct 2012, 12:44 pm

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Just imagine a guy pulling his hair, rolling on the floor in despair yelling "THOSE TWEEEEEEETS" at the top of his lungs.

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06 Oct 2012, 1:28 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDxgSvJINlU[/youtube]

Run while you still can. Don't look at my sad eyes they will suck you back in. Run be free Its what you really want any how.
Is the sweetest thing I can do to my woman sad but true.

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06 Oct 2012, 2:50 am

Yeah, I'd probably say make an art. b*****s love it when you make them artz.

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06 Oct 2012, 7:36 am

I'd also add brushing her hair to this list. Just have to do it gently, however......

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