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My current fear was in here.

How old is she?

MAN 1 19.

MAN 2 How old are you?

MAN 1 32.

MAN 2 Uh huh.

MAN 1 But she's very mature. And as they say age doesn't matter.

MAN 2 But it does matter.

MAN 1 How so?

MAN 2 I don't care how mature a woman is at 19. You're a world apart in terms of life experiences and expectations. Do you think any 19-year-old woman is ready to settle down, enter your 9-5 world, and nest with you?

MAN 1 For sure, we've discussed it. She goes to university. She plans to be a doctor. She needs to study a lot and she'll appreciate the stability.

MAN 2 She'll appreciate it until she talks with her other female friends. Suddenly stability will start to seem boring to her.

MAN 1 What do you mean?

MAN 2 No matter what she thinks now, her single friends will always provide her a "grass is always greener on the other side" example. Think about Monday morning when they compare their weekend activities over coffee. Her friends are like "oh my god we had the best time we totally got s**t faced at this pub and then met these totally gorgeous Navy pilots and we all got kicked out of the bar because the Navy guys started beating up any other guy that looked at us and we were so drunk we had wild animal sex behind the bar in a trash dumpster and then they took us for a ride on the back of their motorcycles and we like totally peeled out because I think a truck hit us and I lost most of the skin on this leg but it didn't hurt because I was so drunk! It was the wildest time! We're meeting them again next weekend and they're going to take us rock climbing or skydiving or something." Then they turn to your girlfriend and ask her what you guys did and she answers "Oh we order pizza, anchovies on half, watched Survivor on tape, and then went to bed at 10 pm." Trust me, in 6 months time, you'll stop seeming "stable" and you'll start seeming boring. Pretty soon every time she experiences the least bit of ennui, you'll get blamed. "You're so boring! All you ever want to do is go to movies and restaurants! We never have sex in trash dumpsters! We never get drunk and break into houses! You're so boring! BORING BORING!"