Gamester wrote:
Sin thats gotta be the corniest pickup line I've ever heard of.

Pick-up, schmick-up. She knows I'd never try anything on. Much as I might want to

calandale wrote:
That's what I thought about my wife.
Turned out, she wasn't, much to her
surprise.
Yeah, I don't think I'll ever be that lucky. Hence the reason I spent most of the weekend in an "I hate myself and I want to die" mood, with at least thirty minutes of my Sunday being dedicated to sitting curled up on the floor of my bedroom in the foetal position, clutching my face in both hands and mumbling "Stop it stop it stop it stop it go away go away go away" over and over again.
Why yes, I
am messed up, thank you for asking.
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Why so serious?