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kraftiekortie
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14 Sep 2020, 10:51 pm

The lady is a fine, upstanding lady of the old school. She values life.



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14 Sep 2020, 10:56 pm

AuroraBorealisGazer wrote:
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Well, this is a fine "how do you do". <sigh>
First time I get a chance to score, errr, I mean have a date and that post pops up.
It sort of rattled me bigtime.

Do you think my "handlers" are trying to tell me something? :scratch:
Do you think it is a legitimate warning, or are they just messing with me? :(


It probably doesn't happen that often, but we should all very cautious when meeting up with strangers.


Yes,
You are right.

Should I bring my dog with me, if she tries something?
Have a friend looking on, from a distance?
Have my mobile on when we meet?
Pepper spray?
Suggestions? 8O



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14 Sep 2020, 10:59 pm

Meet at a neutral spot.



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14 Sep 2020, 11:01 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
Meet at a neutral spot.


With lots of people around.
Hmmm
Good idea. :thumright:



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14 Sep 2020, 11:02 pm

It’s time for sleep.



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15 Sep 2020, 1:37 am

It's time for panic.



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15 Sep 2020, 2:01 am

Shower and small bit of cologne.
Trim your whiskers (and brush your tail)
Dress nice.
Dont panic.
Show up on time.
Dont panic.
Have cake.
Make speaking noises.
Also coffee.
Dont panic.
Enjoy!


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15 Sep 2020, 3:22 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
It's time for panic.


Already there.
I am sweating profusely, and it is only Tuesday!
I will be dehydrated by Saturday! :(

I hope this person is worth all the anxiety! 8O



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15 Sep 2020, 3:29 am

I don't know about the pizza costume, suppose she shows up wearing the same thing...? 8O


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15 Sep 2020, 4:00 am

Wolfram87 wrote:
Shower and small bit of cologne.
Trim your whiskers (and brush your tail)
Dress nice.
Dont panic.
Show up on time.
Dont panic.
Have cake.
Make speaking noises.
Also coffee.
Dont panic.
Enjoy!


Just saying "Don't Panic",
Doesn't work, dude! 8O

Perhaps this, from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, instead:



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15 Sep 2020, 4:11 am

Exactly. Look at those large, friendly letters.


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15 Sep 2020, 4:42 am

DeepBlueSouth wrote:
I don't know about the pizza costume, suppose she shows up wearing the same thing...? 8O


Is looking like a matching couple a bad thing? :scratch:
Besides,
I doubt we would both go for pepperoni since a predominantly meat pizza is a "man's" pizza. :mrgreen:


Too sexist? Or just sexist enough? :scratch:



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15 Sep 2020, 7:29 am

Pepe wrote:
Wolfram87 wrote:
Shower and small bit of cologne.
Trim your whiskers (and brush your tail)
Dress nice.
Dont panic.
Show up on time.
Dont panic.
Have cake.
Make speaking noises.
Also coffee.
Dont panic.
Enjoy!


Just saying "Don't Panic",
Doesn't work, dude! 8O

Perhaps this, from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, instead:


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15 Sep 2020, 7:42 am

Pepe wrote:
DeepBlueSouth wrote:
I don't know about the pizza costume, suppose she shows up wearing the same thing...? 8O


Is looking like a matching couple a bad thing? :scratch:
Besides,
I doubt we would both go for pepperoni since a predominantly meat pizza is a "man's" pizza. :mrgreen:


Too sexist? Or just sexist enough? :scratch:

Add rucola and it will become gender-neutral.


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15 Sep 2020, 7:46 am

magz wrote:
Pepe wrote:
DeepBlueSouth wrote:
I don't know about the pizza costume, suppose she shows up wearing the same thing...? 8O


Is looking like a matching couple a bad thing? :scratch:
Besides,
I doubt we would both go for pepperoni since a predominantly meat pizza is a "man's" pizza. :mrgreen:


Too sexist? Or just sexist enough? :scratch:

Add rucola and it will become gender-neutral.


MAGZ!

So, should I be worried?
Perhaps you can come with me and be our chaperone?
Didn't we discuss something like this before, with Isabella?

Something to do with cabbage, I believe. :scratch:



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15 Sep 2020, 7:58 am

Yes, cabbage. Sauerkraut.
Pizza with sauerkraut? 8O

PS. I googled. It exists :pale:


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