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08 Dec 2020, 10:03 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
An attractive American 20 years old girl living here approached me wanting to “learn how to please men” because she claims to be inexperienced.  Too young and I smell a trap.
So, what is the problem?

Just hand her a cookbook and show her the kitchen.


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08 Dec 2020, 10:12 pm

Fnord wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
An attractive American 20 years old girl living here approached me wanting to “learn how to please men” because she claims to be inexperienced.  Too young and I smell a trap.
So, what is the problem?

Just hand her a cookbook and show her the kitchen.


:lol:


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09 Dec 2020, 4:35 am

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^ She has the looks and native level English.

I know because I asked where is she from, she claimed her dad works here but didn't reveal what.

Anyway, I let it pass.

If I were you I would ask some more questions. It's hard to believe an attractive 20-year old American girl would not believe herself capable of "pleasing a man" yet so she claimed. I would want further explanation, given that my imagination fails me in this regard, so the answer might be surprising and worthy of being shared with the group. I hope you haven't already told her to bugger off.


Maybe it was a weird come-on line? :scratch:



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09 Dec 2020, 4:37 am

Fnord wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
An attractive American 20 years old girl living here approached me wanting to “learn how to please men” because she claims to be inexperienced.  Too young and I smell a trap.
So, what is the problem?

Just hand her a cookbook and show her the kitchen.


:lol:

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09 Dec 2020, 7:42 am

She is already doing great.



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09 Dec 2020, 11:23 am

Stardust Parade wrote:
Was she hot?


That, and taller than me.

Which made me doubt her even more.



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10 Dec 2020, 2:18 am

I'm reminded of those scam emails where they claim they hacked your device & will release your sex vid online if they don't receive payment :lol:


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10 Dec 2020, 2:46 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Stardust Parade wrote:
Was she hot?


That, and taller than me.

Which made me doubt her even more.


Well you posted this here for opinions and the consensus is you should not "look a gift-horse in the mouth"



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10 Dec 2020, 4:28 am

cyberdad wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Stardust Parade wrote:
Was she hot?


That, and taller than me.

Which made me doubt her even more.


Well you posted this here for opinions and the consensus is you should not "look a gift-horse in the mouth"


The "filly" certainly did sound like she was worth saddling. 8)



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10 Dec 2020, 11:36 am

I would've smashed her raw.



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13 Dec 2020, 6:24 pm

cyberdad wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Stardust Parade wrote:
Was she hot?


That, and taller than me.

Which made me doubt her even more.


Well you posted this here for opinions and the consensus is you should not "look a gift-horse in the mouth"

That's also a Romanian saying!

You should close your eyes and kiss the horse.