The Perfect Pickup Line
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LordKristov wrote:
pakled wrote:
nowadays... "I'm employed" would probably get you somewhere...
Along with:
I have not had to move back in with my mom.
They made me laugh, they made me interested and most importantly, it broke the ice.
especially when you then say, and I am not/ am gay!
because then I would hang out listening to you when you told me about the Route 10 to Springfield and the intricacies of the route and it's detours and schedules and on and on and on . . .
Merle
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sinsboldly wrote:
LordKristov wrote:
pakled wrote:
nowadays... "I'm employed" would probably get you somewhere...
Along with:
I have not had to move back in with my mom.
They made me laugh, they made me interested and most importantly, it broke the ice.
especially when you then say, and I am not/ am gay!
because then I would hang out listening to you when you told me about the Route 10 to Springfield and the intricacies of the route and it's detours and schedules and on and on and on . . .
Merle
I am not gay!
Don't know much about the Route 10 to Springfield, but I can tell you about I-35 going from Oklahoma City to Dallas, and some of the scenic routes, and the nightmarish construction at the state line which will probably never be finished and the casino on this side of the Oklahoma/Texas state line where 90% of the cars in the parking lot have Texas plates and on and on and on...
Chris
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LordKristov wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
LordKristov wrote:
pakled wrote:
nowadays... "I'm employed" would probably get you somewhere...
Along with:
I have not had to move back in with my mom.
They made me laugh, they made me interested and most importantly, it broke the ice.
especially when you then say, and I am not/ am gay!
because then I would hang out listening to you when you told me about the Route 10 to Springfield and the intricacies of the route and it's detours and schedules and on and on and on . . .
Merle
I am not gay!
Don't know much about the Route 10 to Springfield, but I can tell you about I-35 going from Oklahoma City to Dallas, and some of the scenic routes, and the nightmarish construction at the state line which will probably never be finished and the casino on this side of the Oklahoma/Texas state line where 90% of the cars in the parking lot have Texas plates and on and on and on...
Chris
it made me laugh! If you don't believe me, think of why Jessica Rabbit was attracted to Roger ". . .because he makes me laugh!!"
well, OK, so it is my thing, I love to laugh and the more obscure or clever the joke the funnier it is and it is connected directly to my erotic nerve (I am a Scorpio, after all).
But I know a lot of women have that nerve connection.
Merle
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sinsboldly wrote:
it made me laugh! If you don't believe me, think of why Jessica Rabbit was attracted to Roger ". . .because he makes me laugh!!"
You mean it wasn't the ears and the big.........feet?
sinsboldly wrote:
well, OK, so it is my thing, I love to laugh and the more obscure or clever the joke the funnier it is
You gave me something to work with....what can I say?
sinsboldly wrote:
and it is connected directly to my erotic nerve (I am a Scorpio, after all).
So is my ex-wife.....why did you have to go and ruin it for me?! Although, if I remember correctly, my moon sign is Pisces. Maybe we can work something out....
sinsboldly wrote:
But I know a lot of women have that nerve connection.
Sadly, most women don't get my humor....
OK.....getting loopy (and kinda ornery) - gonna head to bed now.
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"Perception is reality - which is why I try really hard to see the good in things."-Me
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LordKristov wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
it made me laugh! If you don't believe me, think of why Jessica Rabbit was attracted to Roger ". . .because he makes me laugh!!"
You mean it wasn't the ears and the big.........feet?
sinsboldly wrote:
well, OK, so it is my thing, I love to laugh and the more obscure or clever the joke the funnier it is
You gave me something to work with....what can I say?
sinsboldly wrote:
and it is connected directly to my erotic nerve (I am a Scorpio, after all).
So is my ex-wife.....why did you have to go and ruin it for me?! Although, if I remember correctly, my moon sign is Pisces. Maybe we can work something out....
sinsboldly wrote:
But I know a lot of women have that nerve connection.
Sadly, most women don't get my humor....
OK.....getting loopy (and kinda ornery) - gonna head to bed now.
I think you are forgetting that 97% of the women on WP are somewhere on the Autism spectrum. we are not NT women by a long shot.
Merle
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sinsboldly wrote:
LordKristov wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
it made me laugh! If you don't believe me, think of why Jessica Rabbit was attracted to Roger ". . .because he makes me laugh!!"
You mean it wasn't the ears and the big.........feet?
sinsboldly wrote:
well, OK, so it is my thing, I love to laugh and the more obscure or clever the joke the funnier it is
You gave me something to work with....what can I say?
sinsboldly wrote:
and it is connected directly to my erotic nerve (I am a Scorpio, after all).
So is my ex-wife.....why did you have to go and ruin it for me?! Although, if I remember correctly, my moon sign is Pisces. Maybe we can work something out....
sinsboldly wrote:
But I know a lot of women have that nerve connection.
Sadly, most women don't get my humor....
OK.....getting loopy (and kinda ornery) - gonna head to bed now.
I think you are forgetting that 97% of the women on WP are somewhere on the Autism spectrum. we are not NT women by a long shot.
Merle
And the 3% that aren't Spectrum are probably on the, shall we say......"odder" side of NT.
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"We will find a way or make one."-Hannibal
"Perception is reality - which is why I try really hard to see the good in things."-Me
ForgottenDarkness wrote:
I think I found the perfect pickup line...
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
i would say dumbly "sorry what question are you asking me right now?"
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LordKristov wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
LordKristov wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
it made me laugh! If you don't believe me, think of why Jessica Rabbit was attracted to Roger ". . .because he makes me laugh!!"
You mean it wasn't the ears and the big.........feet?
sinsboldly wrote:
well, OK, so it is my thing, I love to laugh and the more obscure or clever the joke the funnier it is
You gave me something to work with....what can I say?
sinsboldly wrote:
and it is connected directly to my erotic nerve (I am a Scorpio, after all).
So is my ex-wife.....why did you have to go and ruin it for me?! Although, if I remember correctly, my moon sign is Pisces. Maybe we can work something out....
sinsboldly wrote:
But I know a lot of women have that nerve connection.
Sadly, most women don't get my humor....
OK.....getting loopy (and kinda ornery) - gonna head to bed now.
I think you are forgetting that 97% of the women on WP are somewhere on the Autism spectrum. we are not NT women by a long shot.
Merle
And the 3% that aren't Spectrum are probably on the, shall we say......"odder" side of NT.
don't sell our sisters on the NT side of things short. I was at a Tony Attwood seminar and the question was asked "Who here loves an Aspie" and three quarters of the women put up their hands! There were only about 15 Aspies in the crowd and 5 of those were the women I was sitting with. He then launches on a ten minute discussion on how NT women were drawn to Aspie men.
Read "Loving Mr. Spock," you guys have all the luck!
Merle
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sinsboldly wrote:
don't sell our sisters on the NT side of things short. I was at a Tony Attwood seminar and the question was asked "Who here loves an Aspie" and three quarters of the women put up their hands! There were only about 15 Aspies in the crowd and 5 of those were the women I was sitting with. He then launches on a ten minute discussion on how NT women were drawn to Aspie men.
NT women wouldn't go to an attwood seminar unless they knew what AS was or were at least fascinated by it, thereby pre-selecting the audience such that opinion was skewed in favor of AS...
Quote:
Read "Loving Mr. Spock," you guys have all the luck!
Evidence? From what I see here, aspie guys are the ones with no luck at all...
ForgottenDarkness wrote:
I think I found the perfect pickup line...
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
Depending on the way that was delivered, I'd probably get the impression the guy was too full of himself to think up something that elaborate and a.) walk away, b.) walk away nervously laughing c.) act like I didn't hear anything.
I don't offense by this, but it would probably give me a bad reaction, in all seriousness. Other than that, taken out of the context of actually using it, it's definitely not bad, and could even work on some women. The real plus here is, whoever the pick-up line attracts is probably going to be specific and think more like you, and thus be more likely as a good match.
ForgottenDarkness wrote:
I think I found the perfect pickup line...
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
I am so confident that I challenge ANYONE to come up with a good comeback:
If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the one to the question I am asking you right now?
I challenge some one to:
1) rebut it with a whitty response
2) come up with a better pick up line
Does my handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
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ToadOfSteel wrote:
sinsboldly wrote:
don't sell our sisters on the NT side of things short. I was at a Tony Attwood seminar and the question was asked "Who here loves an Aspie" and three quarters of the women put up their hands! There were only about 15 Aspies in the crowd and 5 of those were the women I was sitting with. He then launches on a ten minute discussion on how NT women were drawn to Aspie men.
NT women wouldn't go to an attwood seminar unless they knew what AS was or were at least fascinated by it, thereby pre-selecting the audience such that opinion was skewed in favor of AS...
Quote:
Read "Loving Mr. Spock," you guys have all the luck!
Evidence? From what I see here, aspie guys are the ones with no luck at all...
first of all, the seminar was in Seattle, WA USA (ever hear of Microsoft?) and if you were an Aspie guy with a wife and kids, why would you be wasting your time on WP??
We gots lots of Aspies on WP that are/have been married and with/without kids. Whining men, AS or NT don't get a lot of . . er. . .ladies.
Merle
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