30 Mar 2011, 11:06 am
30 Mar 2011, 11:07 am
emlion wrote:
all_white wrote:
Maybe we should start a new thread called: Attention, all kind, solvent men: Get Your Grateful Aspie bride Here.
There are websites for Russian women and Asian women to set up arranged marriages...why not Aspies?
There are websites for Russian women and Asian women to set up arranged marriages...why not Aspies?
it actually isn't funny really.
i love him and i hate that i hurt him like that.
How is you wacking your BF on the face relevant to me and Erisad needing a place to find solvent husbands?
I'm confused.
30 Mar 2011, 11:09 am
all_white wrote:
emlion wrote:
all_white wrote:
Maybe we should start a new thread called: Attention, all kind, solvent men: Get Your Grateful Aspie bride Here.
There are websites for Russian women and Asian women to set up arranged marriages...why not Aspies?
There are websites for Russian women and Asian women to set up arranged marriages...why not Aspies?
it actually isn't funny really.
i love him and i hate that i hurt him like that.
How is you wacking your BF on the face relevant to me and Erisad needing a place to find solvent husbands?
I'm confused.
oh i did wonder.
you changed subject without quoting and it confused me.
30 Mar 2011, 11:17 am
30 Mar 2011, 11:18 am
30 Mar 2011, 11:21 am
Thanks, Em. Make sure you send him Recorded Delivery or First Class.
I wouldn't want him to get lost in the post.
How exactly can you both "keep him" and "give him to me" both at the same time?
Are we supposed to share?
I want that man all to myself!
*sigh*
30 Mar 2011, 11:22 am
i meant i'll keep him until i can give him to you.
i don't want him, you can have him.
i gots my superman.
30 Mar 2011, 11:23 am
Ah, I see.
That will do nicely.
Make sure you pack him up in lots of bubble wrap, OK?
30 Mar 2011, 11:23 am
don't want him to get bruised now...or do you...
30 Mar 2011, 11:26 am
No, I do not share those sort of tastes.
Please inform this man when you find him that my tastes in that area vary from tender and slow to heated and passionate, but do not involve any bruising.
30 Mar 2011, 11:27 am
all_white wrote:
Sorry, Em.
My brain does quick changes and I forget that people don't always know what it means.
I was deadly serious. I need a husband.
I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.
He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
My brain does quick changes and I forget that people don't always know what it means.
I was deadly serious. I need a husband.
I have big boobs, I have a great lingerie collection, I give killer massages, I love long make-out sessions, I keep myself in good shape, my hair is long enough to rival any Russian bride, I have no vices, I will sleep in my own room and he can visit me for sex or cuddling sessions, and I'll make his meals and sew on his buttons and kiss his boo-boos better and bring him his breakfast on a tray and clean the whole house for him from top to bottom.
He must be solvent, faithful, hopelessly in love with me, and willing to bring home the bacon and frequently lavish me with tender foreplay.
Now, where do I find him, and where do I place my advert?
LOL
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Actually Lilya's already got me - sigh...
30 Mar 2011, 11:27 am
30 Mar 2011, 11:29 am
emlion wrote:
^ are you and Lilya just playing or is she actually coming over to meet you?
Not quite sure actually...
30 Mar 2011, 11:30 am
emlion wrote:
If I find such a man, i'll keep him and give him to you. Promise!
And make sure he has a brother for me!
30 Mar 2011, 11:30 am
Erisad wrote:
emlion wrote:
If I find such a man, i'll keep him and give him to you. Promise!
And make sure he has a brother for me!
Twins?
30 Mar 2011, 11:31 am
Grisha wrote:
emlion wrote:
^ are you and Lilya just playing or is she actually coming over to meet you?
Not quite sure actually...
Really, you're going to let the whole geology/geography thing go, just because English is probably her sixth language? I guess I'm tougher on people than I thought...
