What do you wear on a blind date?

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06 Sep 2023, 11:30 pm

blitzkrieg wrote:

Given that I'm genetic-anomaly tall, and my middle name is Richard, and my last ex had a veritable "plague" of Richards in her life when we met, I distinguished myself from the others by referring to myself as "Big Dick B********er"

I am so easily amused...
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P.S. My ex knew from direct experience the sad truth about the limits of this double entendre...

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08 Sep 2023, 9:33 am

How to make a real entrance... by sweeping everyone else out of the way -

A noisier "angry fruit salad" approach, with optional chandelier duster -