What do you wear on a blind date?

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08 Sep 2023, 10:28 am

Those dresses were all fire hazards.

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08 Sep 2023, 10:31 am

Especially the first one - there's an oil-powered hovercraft underneath that lot.

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08 Sep 2023, 10:52 am

Cornflake wrote:

How to make a real entrance... by sweeping everyone else out of the way

Her Tinder profile did mention "child bearing hips"...

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A noisier "angry fruit salad" approach, with optional chandelier duster

She appears to be keeping a sharp eye out for the pursuing mobile Guillotine squad.

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08 Sep 2023, 11:18 am

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08 Sep 2023, 11:23 am

Misslizard wrote:

Those dresses were all fire hazards.

That’s true.

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During the Victorian era, an estimated 3,000 women are estimated to have burned alive while wearing flammable crinoline skirts.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/crinoline

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08 Sep 2023, 11:47 am

GadgetGuru wrote:

Her Tinder profile did mention "child bearing hips"...

Looks like she could bear at least 5 a side.

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She appears to be keeping a sharp eye out for the pursuing mobile Guillotine squad.

Apart from issues with wind resistance her feet wouldn't support the strain of running from the squad - they seem to be about the same size as her thumbs.

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08 Sep 2023, 12:47 pm

Cornflake wrote:

GadgetGuru wrote:

Her Tinder profile did mention "child bearing hips"...

Looks like she could bear at least 5 a side.

You think your wife has breeding hips, my wife birthed our last kid sideways.

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08 Sep 2023, 12:49 pm

:lol:

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08 Sep 2023, 1:34 pm

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08 Sep 2023, 1:44 pm

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08 Sep 2023, 1:54 pm

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08 Sep 2023, 2:35 pm

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08 Sep 2023, 6:39 pm

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08 Sep 2023, 6:43 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:

Fowl are such cool creatures!

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08 Sep 2023, 6:50 pm

^ Especially chopped and deep fried.

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08 Sep 2023, 6:51 pm

TwilightPrincess wrote:

^ Especially chopped and deep fried.

Hell yeah!

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