The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
I don't like umbrellas and never use them.

Cat’s umbrella:
- Eats tuna and secretly plans to kill this f*****g family.
And then they say that two people can’t drive a car. One person has to steer. Being in a family is not
just like driving a car. False analogy. Geez, these people are stupid.
Do Muslims say the same stuff?
Some Christians use bad examples because of Jesus’ (bad) parables. At least Jesus had an excuse. He lived 2000 years ago, assuming he ever lived.
Women have to wear a head covering while teaching when a penis is present to demonstrate submission. It’s better than wearing one all the time, though.
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“The darkness shall be the light, and the stillness the dancing.”
— from Four Quartets by T.S. Eliot