What do you wear on a blind date?

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10 Sep 2023, 10:02 am

^ That would be me. I’ve never been to a fancy restaurant. I would certainly commit faux pas.

I have issues with places that enforce a dress code, too. Not my cup of tea. I don’t like establishments telling people how to dress. It’s not cool IMO.


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10 Sep 2023, 10:09 am

Apparently I should conceal myself in a head-to-toe Faraday Bag to prevent spies and stalkers from following me.


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10 Sep 2023, 10:56 am

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I don't like umbrellas and never use them.

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Cat’s umbrella:
- Eats tuna and secretly plans to kill this f*****g family.



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10 Sep 2023, 11:13 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
TwilightPrincess wrote:
I don't like umbrellas and never use them.

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Cat’s umbrella:
- Eats tuna and secretly plans to kill this f*****g family.

And then they say that two people can’t drive a car. One person has to steer. Being in a family is not just like driving a car. False analogy. Geez, these people are stupid.

Do Muslims say the same stuff?

Some Christians use bad examples because of Jesus’ (bad) parables. At least Jesus had an excuse. He lived 2000 years ago, assuming he ever lived.

Women have to wear a head covering while teaching when a penis is present to demonstrate submission. It’s better than wearing one all the time, though.

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She’s SO sweet!

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13 Sep 2023, 9:07 pm

^ Lol


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