LunaticCentruroides wrote:
Pepe wrote:
LunaticCentruroides wrote:
Bingo.
Now that we have completed phase 1:
The general introduction,
Your presentation of a concern,
And providing you with suggestions that may or may not have helped,
It is time to enter phase 2.
Are you ready for that?

Hell yeah

Phase 2:
Greater scrutiny, involving verification that you are not a dangerous "*Alien* Centruroides".
See, we had problems in the past where alien DNA was sent to earth and caused all sorts of mischief.
There is a documentary about it:
Quote:
Species is a 1995 American science fiction horror film directed by Roger Donaldson and written by Dennis Feldman. It stars Natasha Henstridge (in her film debut role), Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Alfred Molina, Forest Whitaker and Marg Helgenberger. The film's plot concerns a motley crew of scientists and government agents who try to track down Sil (Henstridge), a seductive extraterrestrial-human hybrid, before she successfully mates with a human male. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species_(film)
Now, you*say* you aren't interested in finding a mate,
But that could just be a cover story.

As I said, right from the beginning:
"In the scheme of things, I think you are being a little unrealistic."
"Unrealistic"?
Or the deception of an alien wanting to find a naive unsuspecting male,
To produce a brood of hatchlings,
With the intention of conquering the earth!
Is this you?