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CockneyRebel
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29 Jul 2006, 10:49 pm

Is that an Avitar of you? You look sexy holding a Gun. :wink:



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30 Jul 2006, 12:09 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Is that an Avitar of you? You look sexy holding a Gun. :wink:


Oh No You Did'nt!!, making moves on my men. I'm working this corner of the net...
cat fight........hair pulling.........tops ripped off..... wow! CockneyRebel a real women!!
Maybe I'm not gay?



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30 Jul 2006, 2:39 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
Is that an Avitar of you? You look sexy holding a Gun. :wink:


Oh No You Did'nt!!, making moves on my men. I'm working this corner of the net...
cat fight........hair pulling.........tops ripped off..... wow! CockneyRebel a real women!!
Maybe I'm not gay?


Yes, it's the gun I'm going to use to beat the living daylights out of TheMachine1 if he doesn't get back in the kitchen and fix my dinner!!

Just kidding. DOmestic violence is wrong, but he still better make my dinner if he knows what's good for him.

And that is a picture of Tony Almeida, the man who will beat TM1 for me.



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30 Jul 2006, 4:10 pm

Sorry Werbie I thought you were past out drunk. I'm a bad bad boy I think I need
to be hit sometime (frying pan behide my back in my right hand) how about a
huggie and a kissie werbie (left arm extended towards Werbert blowing kiss)
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TM1: Hello 911 my boyfriend fell and hit his head on a frying pan



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05 Aug 2006, 1:30 pm

*gives TM1 a long firm hug*


I still love you, TheMachine1... it just didn't work out with the other person.


I will always respect you more than Werbie can, but be forwarned that I expect the same respect in return. Because we were not officialy "an item" at the time of my attempted relationship (I asked her out before I even formally introduced myself to you), I trust that my past will not interfere with our new relationship, should we chose to persue it.


If you are interested, let me know. Otherwise... I might have to start looking at women again.



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05 Aug 2006, 2:22 pm

Glad your back I think Werbie is dead, in jail or got drafted in any of the dozen wars
going on. I have meet a new man name G24kgold. He is Gplatinum twin brother.
Who knows I may one day meet my dream boy GIridium. I need men with metal for
machine parts.



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05 Aug 2006, 3:21 pm

My username is short for Golden Silver.

How is that not enough metal for you?


But I can't be a metal whore, so I suppose the proper thing is to break up with you if that was what you were expecting from our relationship. I also suspect that this G24kgold doesn't exist, and you made him up to make me jealous.


If you can love me for who I am, not for my gold or my sliver (or Golden Silver)... let me know. But otherwise...


I'll go looking for women.


*sad "goodbye" music from The Incredible Hulk plays as gsilver leaves the thread*



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05 Aug 2006, 4:02 pm

I'm a machine I need metal rods! My pc cards need gold plating. Please do not dump me again.Im a needy low down machine but our love was for real. I will
get a job. Please stay!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! ! I do not see how I can go on without
you. The world was all dark without you but I've been happy since you first
elctronically smiled at me. Those cute little smilely face eyes of yours...........melting.............................Can aman love another man that thinks
he is a machine...........Help me cupid...



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05 Aug 2006, 6:02 pm

You are beginning to sound like a seriously needy person. Continuing the relationship with you would probably be too draining on me, thus I still believe that it would be best to call it off. The mere fact that you would invent a story about another man in an attempt to shame me into continuing the relationship, followed by the outright admission of your complete and total neediness is a very strong turn-off. I suggest that you see a counselor, because I cannot help you get past these issues.

Understand that I am trying to let you down easily.

I am simply unskilled at such things.



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05 Aug 2006, 11:16 pm

Hey-come here often?

That's the best I can do. I'll wait for a woman to reply to this post


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05 Aug 2006, 11:19 pm

You know, skunkiewhite, somehow I don't think that that's gonna happen too soon!



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06 Aug 2006, 6:22 am

Veresae wrote:
You know, skunkiewhite, somehow I don't think that that's gonna happen too soon!
It's not? I'll stop holding my breath.


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06 Aug 2006, 10:30 am

MrMark, you're hot.



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06 Aug 2006, 10:43 am

Thanks, but, I like girls.


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06 Aug 2006, 10:47 am

Then why are you in a gaybar? :)



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06 Aug 2006, 10:52 am

SpaceCase! Is that true?


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