Girls won't date me because of my small pecker. :(

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14 Jun 2011, 12:58 pm

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Uh ok do you whip your dick out at the bookstore before you ask her to go out for some coffee sometime? How does she even get TMI at that stage?

That's exactly what I thought. Or, maybe you should stop using the addendum "... oh, and I have a small pecker, just fyi!" to your introduction.

I am not trying to make fun of you, but in all seriousness, how can that be an issue when it comes to dating. Not that I was an expert on dating (far, far from it), but doesn't the... well the genital stuff usually come AFTER dating? Or do you seriously think your questionable "reputation" of having a small penis has already spread to every single woman on earth. And trust me when I say that having a large penis is no guarantee to score a date, either.

Well I was making fun of him. I can't imagine any other way he could get himself into this sort of situation unless he's like

"We should go out for some coffee sometime. You like double sugar and cream? You can help yourself with the sugar but I've got all the cream you need right here baby"
*whips his dick out*

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14 Jun 2011, 3:54 pm

Their are pills that will make it grow just sayin

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14 Jun 2011, 11:09 pm

"We should go out for some coffee sometime. You like double sugar and cream? You can help yourself with the sugar but I've got all the cream you need right here baby"
*whips his dick out*[/quote]

yeah ,that could work but what happens once he pulls out his offending weapon for inspection ?

" Oh honey ,i didnt know you were offering dairy substitute but dont you want me to whip that cream up for you by hand so you get decent head ? "

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15 Jun 2011, 12:49 am

maybe you shouldn't try meeting (meating?) people at the nude beach.

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15 Jun 2011, 2:46 pm

This song says it all.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiW7NlUZrI&feature=related[/youtube]

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17 Jun 2011, 12:20 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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17 Jun 2011, 3:32 pm

Seriously, man? Seriously? Assuming this isn't a joke, you need to find a woman who will admire more than your "little pecker".

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17 Jun 2011, 4:28 pm

[quote="The_Face_of_Boo"]Girls are afraid of me because I have a huge cock.

And all the girls say you ain't sticking that thing in me hahaha

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17 Jun 2011, 4:41 pm

LordoftheMonkeys wrote:

Every time I ask a girl out, she rejects me because I have a small pecker. It could be someone I just freakin' met in the bookstore or something, who doesn't even know me, but as soon as she sees my pecker she thinks I'm a hopeless case. I can't get a date when I can't get beyond the pickup stage. Seriously, what the hell?

Please don't cry. I hate to see a grown man cry.

There are other ways to compensate for such problems like being rich and famous or being rich and having a fan club or being rich and owning sexy toupees like Donald Trump.

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17 Jun 2011, 8:39 pm

SyphonFilter wrote:

Seriously, man? Seriously? Assuming this isn't a joke, you need to find a woman who will admire more than your "little pecker".

I still think he needs to find a woman with little hands so his junk will look mamoth in her grasp.

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18 Jun 2011, 8:11 am

They probably reject you because you bring up your "pecker" as you call it the first time you meet them.

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18 Jun 2011, 11:48 am

I would never date you and it's not because of the size of your pecker, it's because you say horrible things about women.

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18 Jun 2011, 12:22 pm

Maybe they just haven't seen it in action. Whip it out and give her a demonstration at dinner and show her that it's fully functional. Explain all the features, etc.

Best of luck.

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18 Jun 2011, 12:31 pm

simon_says wrote:

Maybe they just haven't seen it in action. Whip it out and give her a demonstration at dinner and show her that it's fully functional. Explain all the features, etc.

Best of luck.

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18 Jun 2011, 1:15 pm

Tequila wrote:

simon_says wrote:

Maybe they just haven't seen it in action. Whip it out and give her a demonstration at dinner and show her that it's fully functional. Explain all the features, etc.

Best of luck.

:facepalm:

Troll vs Countertroll? :lol:

Just kidding. We have yet to see the OP acknowledge any of our responses, though!

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18 Jun 2011, 1:58 pm

LordoftheMonkeys wrote:

This thing's still alive? I guess it's up to me to kill it.

You just need to meet the right kind of gal for ya. Like Ms. Suzzie Shallow Throat

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4qxG6D4RE[/youtube]

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