What Women Want

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Well, to be fair, I was joking when I said conversation with women was pointless. It can be damn confusing sometimes, that was true enough even if it was a joke, but not pointless.

i didn't really think you were serious as it's not in character for you to say something like that.

This is the last thing what most single women want.

I relate to spongy's experience, at school I was thought to be gay by my fellow female colleagues because I have never approached any nor I made gestures of interest. ie. I was the only one who wouldn't woo/droll/sniffle/oogle when some babe passes by, result: girls thought i was gay.

No, most of you female humans (singles) like to be pursued, not to be left alone.

I've just wasted five minutes of my life watching that garbage and I'm still none the wiser.

Teenage girls want this



Women want this

I'll take two orders of Wolverine, please (hold the Stallone), with a side of Depp. If I detect even a smidge of Bieber, I'm sending the order back and I'm picketing your establishment.

oh i didn't realise women are not adult unless they like men with extremely large muscles. maybe we should start asking men who we are supposed to find attractive, instead of stating our preferences and expecting them to believe us.

Thank you, that'll make things much easier for us.

What do teenage boys want opposed to men?

You can't just post a picture saying "women want this" because all women are different and are attracted to different things. Here are my thoughts:

The little boy in the first picture...well, I'd be a paedophile if I wanted him.

The swoon-inducing Mr Depp: yes. But he would look a million times nicer without the tattoo, the silly hat, the silly glasses, the handkerchief wrapped around his hand, and the funny metallic necklace. It would be nice to have a man who can dress himself, without submitting to having needless accessories piled on him for a photoshoot. In fact, here's an idea: photos of celebs actually wearing their own clothes. That would be nice.

The scary man with spikes coming out of his hands, freakishly large arms, and messed-up hair: no. When your arms look as though they're bigger than your head, that's a no-no.

The even scarier man with bulging veins and an awful fake tan: no no no no no. He doesn't even look human. He looks like a Grandpa on steroids made out of plasticine.

Boys want
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Men want

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCJPq0xRFe8[/youtube]I would like to add more on what I think women want, Hugs snuggles and understanding!! ! Yes sex too but someone who will hold them and talk to them afterwards. An excellent communicator who also listens, a lot of these qualities we aspies tend to have trouble with, hence why maintaining a relationship can be difficult but we do overcome it at times and still manage but its not easy.Oh yeah and Chocolate!! ![youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDXS6LAxip8[/youtube]

Ok, Women, I have an announcement to make. You are all supposed to find ME attractive. Stop listening to your thoughts, just heed my word and make things easier for yourselves

did you just do the Jedi mind trick on me? i am sure i saw your hand waving!! !!

to be serious though, you come across very very well online. i would tell you that i am surprised you are single, but i've stopped being surprised by how many awesome people have sh***y luck/circumstances in real-life love & dating.

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He only became single recently.

As in today or yesterday, kind of recently.

^ ^ ^ yeaup. Yesterday, because it's way too early today to be breaking up with people

No, you did not see my hand waving *waves hand* And, thanks~ I can't tell when will I be in a relationship again, but at least I don't feel the need to be into one right now. It will come in due time~