Men: what you think when your GF/wife farts?

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16 Sep 2012, 6:19 pm

minotaurheadcheese wrote:

machf wrote:

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girls fart?

I don't know about the English-speaking world, but in Spanish, there's a well-known treatise on a pretty much related subject:

http://perso.wanadoo.es/canguingo/texto05.htm
(see the second verse)
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Mythbusters also covered this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mNU6MFQP1k
(Terrible audio, but it's the best I could find.)

That only proved that women are capable of farting when they know they will be watched till they do. That doesn't mean woman normally fart thou. A true test would be when the woman doesn't know she's being watched to do it

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16 Sep 2012, 6:25 pm

xmh wrote:

According to QI Series G Episode 11 A joke from BC 1900 states:

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"something that has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

so "lady gas" is obviously not a modern issue.

QI has been quoted, discussion closed for business

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16 Sep 2012, 6:49 pm

Whenever I have a gf and that happens I find it hilarious.Of course I find my own farts funny.Its no big deal everybody farts.

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19 Sep 2012, 3:51 pm

LordExiron wrote:

Everybody poops, therefore everybody farts, therefore it shouldn't be a problem. Why would it be different for women?

everyone poops? not girls :oops:

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19 Sep 2012, 8:34 pm

Kurgan wrote:

She can fart a place where I can't hear or smell it. That wouldn't bother me.

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24 Sep 2012, 10:13 am

Has been a while, but I thought I'd just leave this here. Bottomline: Never wake sleeping dogs! *flies off... with the power of natural gas, no less*

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24 Sep 2012, 10:23 am

I think "YE GODS AND LITTLE FISHES! WHAT A VILE THING YOU JUST DID, WOMAN!" D:< and then take her eating privileges away.

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