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31 Oct 2013, 2:55 pm

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Not really on-topic as it turns out, but I've got this line in my head now. I told the cat but she's heard it before and still doesn't think it's funny. :roll:

"I know you're pigeon chested, that's why I love you like I do!"

Tee hee! :D


I'm with the cat on this one. What...? Me dum dum.



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31 Oct 2013, 4:04 pm

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Pick-up lines make me laugh, but I would hopefully never succumb to the advances of a guy lame enough to actually use one!


putty in my paws....mehehehehe :wink:


What pick-up lines do you use? Do you just say "Grrrrrrrrrrr?" :lol:



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31 Oct 2013, 4:08 pm

Pretty much. :D



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31 Oct 2013, 5:33 pm

octobertiger wrote:
Marcia wrote:
Not really on-topic as it turns out, but I've got this line in my head now. I told the cat but she's heard it before and still doesn't think it's funny. :roll:

"I know you're pigeon chested, that's why I love you like I do!"

Tee hee! :D


I'm with the cat on this one. What...? Me dum dum.


I do = a doo = a pigeon

The cat gets it. She just doesn't think it's funny. :o



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31 Oct 2013, 5:43 pm

Your cat's smarter than me. I still don't get it.

Oh yea!


ehem.



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31 Oct 2013, 9:45 pm

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You don't tend to embrace the shorter sentence.


What do you expect from an INTx? I endeavour to be precise.

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I could be wrong


Probably not. I've had to think about this question myself and sometimes it's not so simple because I think visually some of the time but we all do that. When I do think visually it's more to do with spacial reasoning than picturing things.

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SCOTTISH?!? You're terrible, so ye are.


You want me to keep on guessing don't you :P You must be from somewhere in the British Isles. Are you Irish, Cornish, Manx, Welsh, Liverpudlian, Hebridean, Mancunian...



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01 Nov 2013, 12:49 am

Do you use Linux? let's come to my apartment and unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, unmount, sleep?

Couldn't resist :lol:


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01 Nov 2013, 2:09 am

Okay maybe I should've said intros instead of pickup lines.



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01 Nov 2013, 7:06 am

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What do you expect from an INTx? I endeavour to be precise.


I pretty much knew you were an INTJ or an INTP. This is the kingdom of the INTx! AAAAAgh. Your precision is admirable, but I might find it occasionally a little stifling and a bit too formal. At times you might find me irrelvant, glib and just plain annoying. Who really knows.

Trouble is, that profile you PM'd me...I'm not sure communication is entirely about precision with her. You might have to adapt quite a bit.

No, I don't, you used up all your guesses! :D



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01 Nov 2013, 11:31 am

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I pretty much knew you were an INTJ or an INTP.


I can't decide whether I'm an INTP or an INTJ! I took the test and I was half way between P and J. I feel more like an INTP but I think if I was an INTJ I could be less lazy and more methodical. The trouble is I'm more interested in concepts. An INTJ will be happy to conduct experiments and an INTP will be happy to read the results. I don't want a hard life but I want to want a hard life.

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This is the kingdom of the INTx! AAAAAgh.


Us INTs aren't that bad you INFJ. Also there are tons of aspies who are ISTP.

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Trouble is, that profile you PM'd me...I'm not sure communication is entirely about precision with her. You might have to adapt quite a bit.


Annoyed grunt! Why can't more girls be INTP? It seems like they're all either ESFP or ISTJ.

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No, I don't, you used up all your guesses! :D


Fine. I'll just assume you're an anglophile American :P



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01 Nov 2013, 11:45 am

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I can't decide whether I'm an INTP or an INTJ!


I'd guess the P.

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Us INTs aren't that bad you INFJ.
Not J, P. Tiger is always testing. Example - I got a 'tickle me Elmo' for Christmas. I had to give it test tickles. I sewed in some marbles... Ehem. :P

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Annoyed grunt! Why can't more girls be INTP? It seems like they're all either ESFP or ISTJ.


You are saying the classic line - "Why can't girls be more like/just like me?"

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Fine. I'll just assume you're an anglophile American :P


Fine, Mr Displaced Kiwi. At least you won't cry much when that pathetic excuse for a cricket team gets whipped at the Adelaide Oval... :P



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01 Nov 2013, 12:16 pm

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Trouble is, that profile you PM'd me...I'm not sure communication is entirely about precision with her. You might have to adapt quite a bit.


I just spent so much time trying to adapt she logged off. I kept on thinking "what do I ask someone who isn't a thinker?" No wonder she thinks it's boring when I ask how her studies are going but to me that seems like a legitimate question. Anyway I have to keep her talking until she feels like she knows me. Chimps have grooming and us naked apes have talking.

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You are saying the classic line - "Why can't girls be more like/just like me?"


Just call me Henry Higgins. Now where's my Pygmalion? Can she look like Audry Hepburn?

People always get sensitive when I call them an American. I wonder what Americans think of this? I get called an American all the time because I don't speak Ocka.

Or maybe it would be more precise to say it's because I have a slight tendency towards rhotic pronunciations.



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01 Nov 2013, 1:03 pm

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"You must be the Higgs Boson of my life........Because without you, my universe won't "Matter"


Groan... but :lol:


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01 Nov 2013, 1:13 pm

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octobertiger wrote:
No, I don't, you used up all your guesses! :D


Fine. I'll just assume you're an anglophile American :P


If you want to know where a user is from, why don't you just do a bit of basic sleuthing? :wink:

How to find out where Octobertiger is from, in four - oops, five - easy steps:

1. Click on his avatar to get to his profile.
2. Click on "find all posts by Octobertiger."
3. Click on the last page of his posts (page 111).
4. Look for his introductory post.
5. Post quote here:

OctoberTiger wrote:
Hello all, and greetings from cloudy Manchester, UK.
I'm 35, originally from Ireland


Do I get a prize? :D



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01 Nov 2013, 1:15 pm

Your logic prevails once again, LogicalMolly :lol:



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01 Nov 2013, 1:25 pm

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If you want to know where a user is from, why don't you just do a bit of basic sleuthing? :wink:

...etc...

Do I get a prize? :D


Yeah, Molly. You get 'Amateur CyberStalker of the month award' and a furry clip around the ear.

This is what happens:
1. Click on his avatar, and weep at the sight of his furry gorgeousness
2. Click on "find all posts by Octobertiger"
3. Read some
4. Experience intellectual multiple orgasms, caused by cosmic learning
5. Read some more
6. Realise you were misguided and there's more wisdom in a can of baked beans, and have the sudden urge to start a fight in a padded cell
7. Explode.

I'm actually from Iceland. Machesterikikik, Iceland. My name's Keef, and I sleep in a bath, OK?