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AngelRho
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04 Aug 2017, 2:04 pm

This reminds me so much of Bill and Ted.

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Missy: Hi, Bill. Want a ride?

Bill: Sure, Missy.

[she draws a blank stare at Bill]

Bill: I mean, Mom.

[she smiles and puts on her Ray-Bans]

Ted: [whispering to Bill] Your stepmom's cute.

Bill: Shut up, Ted.

Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?

Bill: Shut up, Ted!

...

Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room!

Bill: Shut up, Ted.

Ted: Your stepmom *is* cute, though.

Bill: Shut up, Ted!

Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?

Bill: SHUT UP, TED!


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04 Aug 2017, 2:16 pm

Where's your moral compass, OP? 8O

Or is this more about revenge cos your parents split and your dad now has a younger woman?

I'm interested in learning whether she's given you signs that have been encouraging and this is why you are considering hitting on her. You'll either get rejected and she will giggle about it with your dad, or she will kindly turn you down and tell your dad. Let's go crazy and imagine she actually says she's interested, would you really wanna date someone that easily swayed? Maybe that's what you need. A life lesson.

Either way, do keep us updated on the awkward hideousness you are about to reap :mrgreen:



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04 Aug 2017, 3:26 pm

Your mom might like the idea though....she may support you and give you ideas! :idea:



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05 Aug 2017, 1:56 pm

RIP Jamesy.



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05 Aug 2017, 5:03 pm

Maybe his internet access got taken away by his dad?


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06 Aug 2017, 3:48 am

TheSpectrum wrote:
Maybe his internet access got taken away by his dad?


Or entire house access.



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07 Aug 2017, 4:11 pm

Oh I forgot to mention my sister and my dads girlfriends hate each other. There always arguing



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07 Aug 2017, 4:41 pm

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Oh I forgot to mention my sister and my dads girlfriends hate each other. There always arguing


If my dad brought home a girlfriend around my age, I would probably instantly detest her too. That would make me feel very uncomfortable and kind of gross, that my dad was dating someone around my age. Isn't that kind of creepy, wanting to have sex with someone the same age as your grown children? It strikes me as strange, but maybe it's more normal for other people.



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07 Aug 2017, 4:54 pm

^ you also have to take into account the the girlfriend is a gold digger. Probably plans on alienating all the children from him so she gets all the money to herself. If that was my dad's girlfriend, she would mysteriously dissappear :skull:



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07 Aug 2017, 4:56 pm

My sister came close to punching her the other day



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07 Aug 2017, 5:03 pm

Her goal is probably to get your sister to punch her so she can whine to your dad and turn your dad against his own daughter because that equals more money for her.

Does your dad have life insurance? I wouldn't be surprised if the wench convinced him to add her to his plan, then shortly he has a "freak accident," and she get huge payout.



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07 Aug 2017, 5:12 pm

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My dad is 59, I am 28 nearly and she is 31


Obviously she's attracted to maturity, which you clearly lack.

Even entertaining such thoughts displays a serious lack of integrity and emotional self-control. Get over yourself and get a life. You're talking like a Jerry Springer clown act.

You can't be "in love" with someone you have no relationship and no bond with. You're overindulging in a schoolboy crush. Even if she were to respond to that (and she'll probably just laugh in your face), it would only be creating pointless drama that would ultimately result in heartbreak for you, and a lot of long-term resentment all around.

Family should be the strongest bond you have in this world. When absolutely everything that can go wrong in your life does go wrong, and there's nobody else to turn to, family should the the one thing you know you have left. Screwing that up is the g*ddamn stupidest thing a human being can ever do. Take a cold shower and grow up.

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07 Aug 2017, 6:02 pm

My dad, when he was 55, married somebody aged 30.

They're still going strong today. She's 4 years older than me. He's now 85, she 60.

I don't call her "mom" LOL.....but she's okay.



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07 Aug 2017, 9:30 pm

Jamesy wrote:
Oh I forgot to mention my sister and my dads girlfriends hate each other. There always arguing


What's the actual purpose to this thread? You haven't actually responded to any of the (MANY) posts that are saying, "don't go there".
Instead, you are now busy painting a picture of your dad's girlfriend as a horrible human being.

It's just reading like you trying to create a case for something that's not even realistic, so far as I can see.



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08 Aug 2017, 5:56 am

will@rd wrote:
Jamesy wrote:
My dad is 59, I am 28 nearly and she is 31


Obviously she's attracted to maturity, which you clearly lack.



Don't be so sure of that. :roll:



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08 Aug 2017, 7:05 am

boofle wrote:
Jamesy wrote:
Oh I forgot to mention my sister and my dads girlfriends hate each other. There always arguing


What's the actual purpose to this thread? You haven't actually responded to any of the (MANY) posts that are saying, "don't go there".
Instead, you are now busy painting a picture of your dad's girlfriend as a horrible human being.

It's just reading like you trying to create a case for something that's not even realistic, so far as I can see.

He tends to start threads as a monologue about his thoughts or memories of his younger years, then if he contributes any further it is very basic or yet another monologue. I don't think he's particularly interested in or mentally capable of responding to anything anyone has to say unless it helps him achieve what he wants or confirms his biases. There's nothing inherently wrong with being this way (nor can it necessarily be helped), but it doesn't make it any less frustrating for the readers and correspondents.


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