How To Get Tons Of Matches On Tinder Even If Your Butt Ugly

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How Succesful Are You On Tinder?
I don't even have a Tinder 62%  62%  [ 18 ]
I'm a hot girl. I could write in my bio, I take loud massive dumps and still get 1000+ matches 7%  7%  [ 2 ]
I'm so ugly even the bots swipe no on me 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
I get a few matches here and there 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Iv'e been on a few dates through the app 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
I'm a sex god, I bang hoes on there like it's a hobby 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
I like binge watching teletubbies and watching grass die 14%  14%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 29

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12 Aug 2018, 6:20 am

domineekee wrote:
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Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

You got it right! I admit I knew that this was meant as humour but I couldn’t help but point out some “trigger” words and yes I dare to say the word “trigger”. The poll was in humour, but it shows common double standards. Women are “girls” and “hoes”. The man who has sex though is a sex god, not a male hoe. And hoes get banged.

And I can be fun at parties too!


The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

So nice of you to accommodate ShadowProphet's perspective with such noble intent :lol:


I wouldn't care if he called men pigs or a**holes in this nonsense poll.



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12 Aug 2018, 6:25 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
domineekee wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
AnneOleson wrote:
Peacesells wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

You got it right! I admit I knew that this was meant as humour but I couldn’t help but point out some “trigger” words and yes I dare to say the word “trigger”. The poll was in humour, but it shows common double standards. Women are “girls” and “hoes”. The man who has sex though is a sex god, not a male hoe. And hoes get banged.

And I can be fun at parties too!


The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

So nice of you to accommodate ShadowProphet's perspective with such noble intent :lol:


I wouldn't care if he called men pigs or a**holes in this nonsense poll.

I take your point. Either way the thread has been entertaining. :lol:



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12 Aug 2018, 6:32 am

How to get tons of matches? Engrave the first one you get into a ten-ton stone slab. Unless you never get one, that is.


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12 Aug 2018, 6:49 am

domineekee wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
domineekee wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
AnneOleson wrote:
Peacesells wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

You got it right! I admit I knew that this was meant as humour but I couldn’t help but point out some “trigger” words and yes I dare to say the word “trigger”. The poll was in humour, but it shows common double standards. Women are “girls” and “hoes”. The man who has sex though is a sex god, not a male hoe. And hoes get banged.

And I can be fun at parties too!


The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

So nice of you to accommodate ShadowProphet's perspective with such noble intent :lol:


I wouldn't care if he called men pigs or a**holes in this nonsense poll.

I take your point. Either way the thread has been entertaining. :lol:


And isn't the term 'girl' equivalent to guy, at least in colloquial English language? I think even a boy is used for adult young guys too. So when a bunch of Anglophone women describe their female-exclusive outing as "Girls' night out" I don't think they mean they're becoming kids again.



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12 Aug 2018, 7:41 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
domineekee wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
domineekee wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
AnneOleson wrote:
Peacesells wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

You got it right! I admit I knew that this was meant as humour but I couldn’t help but point out some “trigger” words and yes I dare to say the word “trigger”. The poll was in humour, but it shows common double standards. Women are “girls” and “hoes”. The man who has sex though is a sex god, not a male hoe. And hoes get banged.

And I can be fun at parties too!


The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

So nice of you to accommodate ShadowProphet's perspective with such noble intent :lol:


I wouldn't care if he called men pigs or a**holes in this nonsense poll.

I take your point. Either way the thread has been entertaining. :lol:


And isn't the term 'girl' equivalent to guy, at least in colloquial English language? I think even a boy is used for adult young guys too. So when a bunch of Anglophone women describe their female-exclusive outing as "Girls' night out" I don't think they mean they're becoming kids again.

Discretion is the better part of valor IMO



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12 Aug 2018, 1:12 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
AnneOleson wrote:
Peacesells wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

You got it right! I admit I knew that this was meant as humour but I couldn’t help but point out some “trigger” words and yes I dare to say the word “trigger”. The poll was in humour, but it shows common double standards. Women are “girls” and “hoes”. The man who has sex though is a sex god, not a male hoe. And hoes get banged.

And I can be fun at parties too!


The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

Yeah trigger wasn’t a good word and I knew that at the time but couldn’t think of a better word. I know the OP was joking about to get women and some of it was funny like the stilts, but some of the words he used, while meant to be funny (and I do see how people think they are funny) are just so frequently used in non-funny ways. It’s the casual and everyday use of some terms is tiring and disappointing. So I wasn’t joking about that.



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12 Aug 2018, 3:53 pm

AnneOleson wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
AnneOleson wrote:
Peacesells wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Honestly, it sounded like an attack at you, implying that you're not a decent, real man.

But oh well....I think you're old enough and already have a thick skin to this sort of online commentary.

She was agreeing with VegetableMan and her comment was referred to ShadowProphet.

You got it right! I admit I knew that this was meant as humour but I couldn’t help but point out some “trigger” words and yes I dare to say the word “trigger”. The poll was in humour, but it shows common double standards. Women are “girls” and “hoes”. The man who has sex though is a sex god, not a male hoe. And hoes get banged.

And I can be fun at parties too!


The fact that you got triggered means you were serious...not joking.

Tsk tsk.

Yeah trigger wasn’t a good word and I knew that at the time but couldn’t think of a better word. I know the OP was joking about to get women and some of it was funny like the stilts, but some of the words he used, while meant to be funny (and I do see how people think they are funny) are just so frequently used in non-funny ways. It’s the casual and everyday use of some terms is tiring and disappointing. So I wasn’t joking about that.



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12 Aug 2018, 8:16 pm

YIKES!! ! Boo, you need a haircut



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18 Aug 2018, 10:06 pm

Super buff guys turn me off. I like big, fat guys with guts that I can sink my head into.


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18 Aug 2018, 11:20 pm

Why would you go put yourself on a website and meet people you don't know, especially if you're a woman? Dangerous.



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19 Aug 2018, 1:17 am

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Why would you go put yourself on a website and meet people you don't know, especially if you're a woman? Dangerous.


I think most of them there don’t even intend to meet anyone.



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19 Aug 2018, 1:20 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Tequila wrote:
Why would you go put yourself on a website and meet people you don't know, especially if you're a woman? Dangerous.


I think most of them there don’t even intend to meet anyone.


Even here - dangerous.



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19 Aug 2018, 9:52 am

Tequila wrote:
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Tequila wrote:
Why would you go put yourself on a website and meet people you don't know, especially if you're a woman? Dangerous.


I think most of them there don’t even intend to meet anyone.


Even here - dangerous.


By there I meant on tinder.



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19 Aug 2018, 5:03 pm

I don't condone catfishing


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19 Aug 2018, 7:08 pm

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I know how much it sucks to only get 5-10 matches on Tinder. So today i'm going to be teaching you guys a secret on how to get a ton of matches on Tinder.

first off, if you want to get more matches, you first have to understand what are girls attracted to? Girls like guys who are super buff and look good with their shirt off. That's why they like Connor Murphy.

So all you have to do is go on google images and find a picture of a buff shirtless guy, then take your face and photoshop it onto the buff shirtless guy and then use that as your profile pic.

Now ladiez will think ur buff and they will swipe on you.


“Girls” are hardly a homogeneous group. We tend to like different things - sort of like, you know, real people...


Real people you say, I was under the impression Tinder is just a place to meet bots and experience disappointment.


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19 Aug 2018, 7:44 pm

I realize this is a joke. But you can actually get a lot of matches just by getting good photos (like professional ones that flatter you) and writing something clever on your profile.


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