I have been told on separate occasions that I am good looking (old friend, first person I could empathise with, nice girl, possibly mad), had/have a nice bum (old colleague, again, nice girl, but very hot and knew it, could get anyone she wanted), and sexy (my ex, after we had split up). My self-esteem is low enough to have absorbed all three and not build on them. My best friend and I look similar, and he is always calling me an ugly bugger. I consider it my duty as a honest human to call him a fat bugger.
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"Think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp... " Captain Jack Sparrow
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya