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JohnHopkins
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29 May 2008, 2:01 pm

caramateo wrote:
that's why you don't get a girlfriend

I'm an aspie woman that hates looking girly and doing things like nails, hairdo's, and fashion. but I did all of that to get a boyfriend.
use your intelligence


I would hate it if a girl did this for me.



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29 May 2008, 9:52 pm

Umm...there's a simpler solution.

A girlfriend is the product of time and money.
Girlfriend=Time x Money

Time is money.
Time=money; Girlfriend=Money x Money

Money is the root of all evil.
Girlfriend=Square Root (Money x Money)=Evil

Therefore, girlfriends are evil.



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29 May 2008, 10:42 pm

Aspie_Chav wrote:
Xelebes wrote:
The Mathematics of Why You Can't Get a Girlfriend:

You used mathematics to determine it, you're using the wrong language. Use a language that both you and the potential female specimens can understand.


MS Excel would do nicely. If not choose any programming language you want, I just want it to be executable. Times awasting.


I prefer MS Word myself.



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01 Jun 2008, 12:26 am

sorry...it was meant to be tongue in cheek...;)

I was terrible at math; maybe that's why I got an occasional girl?...;) j/k...;)

the French have a saying that goes (something) like this;

the heart itself has reasons, for which reason is insufficient.

I guess that trying to quantify behavior (no matter what method of complexity) of an individual girl or woman is of insufficient sample size, and besides, women might feel just a bit insulting (2 things that have a statistical probability of ruining your chances are:

1) Telling a woman she's just like every other woman.
2) Telling a woman you can predict her behavior.

Bad juju...don't go there...;)



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01 Jun 2008, 3:20 am

merr wrote:
Thomas1138 wrote:
caramateo wrote:
that's why you don't get a girlfriend

I'm an aspie woman that hates looking girly and doing things like nails, hairdo's, and fashion. but I did all of that to get a boyfriend.
use your intelligence


<shakes head>

Guys don't have the option of prettying ourselves up and waiting to attract someone.
You say that, but it's amazing what a well fitting nicely put together outfit, a nice hair cut that suits you and a smile does for attracting women.


I'm sure it helps, but the effect is so much greater for girls.



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01 Jun 2008, 7:13 am

you forget to function in the number of drinks either you or the potential date have had (i.e. the beer goggles effect)


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01 Jun 2008, 12:25 pm

The very fact that you know so much advanced math is why you can't get a girlfriend. Don't ever, ever, EVER refer to them as "female specimens." If you think equations will help you get laid, you are sorely mistaken. Just take it easy with that stuff, professor.



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01 Jun 2008, 6:34 pm

slowmutant wrote:
... Don't ever, ever, EVER refer to them as "female specimens." ...

they are the XX variable (males being XY)


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