The irrational standards women have toward men

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08 Jan 2018, 6:58 pm

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On another forum, there are a bunch of guys complaining that Rey in the new "Star Wars" movie has "gotten too fat."

Don't tell me men don't have irrational standards.


Probably she was eating too much fried porgs in that island.



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08 Jan 2018, 7:17 pm

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I bet nobody realized this LOL....but Cockney made a Kinks reference: "All Day, and All of the Night" was their second hit in 1964.

Sorry, my family lived in a culture-proof bunker back then.


Can you tell me to get one of those?

I'd really like one.


I'd also like one of those bunkers. I could get my sanity back.


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08 Jan 2018, 10:36 pm

I'm not a "dedicated follower of fashion"---but I like "sunny afternoons" :wink:



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08 Jan 2018, 10:52 pm

If I dug "Lola," I might create another "Kink Kontroversy."



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09 Jan 2018, 3:53 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
XFilesGeek wrote:
magz wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I bet nobody realized this LOL....but Cockney made a Kinks reference: "All Day, and All of the Night" was their second hit in 1964.

Sorry, my family lived in a culture-proof bunker back then.


Can you tell me to get one of those?

I'd really like one.


I'd also like one of those bunkers. I could get my sanity back.

It was called Eastern Block.


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09 Jan 2018, 3:58 am

magz wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
XFilesGeek wrote:
magz wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I bet nobody realized this LOL....but Cockney made a Kinks reference: "All Day, and All of the Night" was their second hit in 1964.

Sorry, my family lived in a culture-proof bunker back then.


Can you tell me to get one of those?

I'd really like one.


I'd also like one of those bunkers. I could get my sanity back.

It was called Eastern Block.


Which two go together?

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09 Jan 2018, 4:03 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
magz wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
XFilesGeek wrote:
magz wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I bet nobody realized this LOL....but Cockney made a Kinks reference: "All Day, and All of the Night" was their second hit in 1964.

Sorry, my family lived in a culture-proof bunker back then.


Can you tell me to get one of those?

I'd really like one.


I'd also like one of those bunkers. I could get my sanity back.

It was called Eastern Block.


Which two go together?

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What are those things? None of them can be seen where I live :P


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09 Jan 2018, 4:18 am

magz wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
magz wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
XFilesGeek wrote:
magz wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I bet nobody realized this LOL....but Cockney made a Kinks reference: "All Day, and All of the Night" was their second hit in 1964.

Sorry, my family lived in a culture-proof bunker back then.


Can you tell me to get one of those?

I'd really like one.


I'd also like one of those bunkers. I could get my sanity back.

It was called Eastern Block.


Which two go together?

Image

What are those things? None of them can be seen where I live :P




Ok fine, which of those two go together: horse, carrot, cat.



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09 Jan 2018, 4:35 am

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Ok fine, which of those two go together: horse, carrot, cat.

Carrot and Cat. They both start with C :D

Joke, I know the test. I see both connections and none is obvious for me. But it's just me.


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09 Jan 2018, 6:13 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
He probably presumes that 99% of women are built like these models



and 99% of men are built like these soldiers



Besides, we don't want delicate flowers being blasted into pieces on the battlefields.

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Yes. Most women are by default in between 5-12% bodyfat and preferably over 5'9 tall. Other women are not noticeable in my opinion and only good for last resort.

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09 Jan 2018, 9:19 am

magz wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
magz wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
XFilesGeek wrote:
magz wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I bet nobody realized this LOL....but Cockney made a Kinks reference: "All Day, and All of the Night" was their second hit in 1964.

Sorry, my family lived in a culture-proof bunker back then.


Can you tell me to get one of those?

I'd really like one.


I'd also like one of those bunkers. I could get my sanity back.

It was called Eastern Block.


Which two go together?

Image

What are those things? None of them can be seen where I live :P


The monkey and the bubnanas go together.


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09 Jan 2018, 9:21 am

Bubnana is code for Mick Avory's penis. Mick has a bubby bottom lip.


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