hartzofspace
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28 Mar 2011, 11:43 am
I am mostly oblivious to flirting, and I am a female Aspie. When I met my current boyfriend, I was attracted. But I didn't have a clue as to how to go about letting him know this. Once, I'd read somewhere that if you want to know if a guy is interested in you, invade his personal space as if by accident. And that if they immediately move away, they aren't interested. So, one time when he and I were standing somewhat close at a coffee shop, I tried to step closer to him. He immediately stepped away. This doesn't work on Aspies, alas! 
28 Mar 2011, 11:50 am
An unmovable lifeless object..... sounds petty much a thing to me.
The hypothetical swooning woman is not dead. She is very much alive. With a pulse, and a heaving breast.
Ladies don't do much swooning nowadays, but back in the day it was always considered quite the thing to do.
28 Mar 2011, 4:20 pm
It's ok. I'm a gentleman. It's not in my heart to deprive kids of the joy of having some fun.
Shame you didn't seem to notice I was flirting, and never sprinted to get the Axe Africa spray.
It's too late now. The moment's gone.
*Slinks away to weep over life-sized picture of MCalavera taped to her ceiling*
If poo jokes are what you call flirting, you really need to do a better job.
Want some tips?
Tell me how sexy I am. That should do wonders.
خرى عليك خرى يا مكلفيرة ، أرفتنا بقصة الخرى
تع نيكني
min halla2 w raye7 lazem ikhra eddem bent ta khalleeya t2elle inna bada yene neeka 
all_white, check your PM soon ...
28 Mar 2011, 4:29 pm
خرى عليك خرى يا مكلفيرة ، أرفتنا بقصة الخرى
تع نيكني
I never get shmexy foreign language IMs!
*pouts*
The_Face_of_Boo
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28 Mar 2011, 4:48 pm
You have no idea how shmexy this post was
28 Mar 2011, 4:53 pm
I don't. And Google translator is of no help.
The_Face_of_Boo
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28 Mar 2011, 4:56 pm
I don't. And Google translator is of no help.
That's because google translator can only translate classic Arabic, we were talking Lebanese dialect , huge difference.
28 Mar 2011, 5:00 pm
I don't. And Google translator is of no help.
That's because google translator can only translate classic Arabic, we were talking Lebanese dialect , huge difference.
Fine. Fine. You can keep your fancy Arabic and French. I love English now.
28 Mar 2011, 5:35 pm
I don't. And Google translator is of no help.
That's because google translator can only translate classic Arabic, we were talking Lebanese dialect , huge difference.
Oi! Abdel gimmie a donnar kebab and don't be shy with the f****n meat!
A basic translation
28 Mar 2011, 5:45 pm
28 Mar 2011, 6:00 pm
Oi! Abdel gimmie a donnar kebab and don't be shy with the f**** meat!
A basic translation
Bad man. Wanna try balut instead? Much better than a kebab!
